Top 9 Manliest names.

[Space Moose]

Ford Surplus

 

[bell110]

Biff Longpiece

 

[chaseter]

My kid is so going to be named Dick Pound

 

[Noir]

my child is going to be Dick Longhard.

 

[hammy]

What's wrong with Long Harddick?

 

[mrsparkle]

JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK!

 

[bored]

You can't beat Staff Srgt. Max Fightmaster, though. You really can't. I was laughing my ass off.

 

[Eggyman]

Manliest name for Chinese guy: Willy Long

 

[Noir]

Staff Sargent Max Fightmaster is a badass name.

 

[Fred_Fury]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=70398878

I FOUND IT.

apparently he got promoted. Now he's Sergeant First Class Max Fightmaster

 

[Poetic Chaos]

My friends neighbor's name is Max King.

 

[Holly]

his real name is seriously Max Fightmaster?

 

[Noir]

His name is really Max Fightmaster.

 

[matrix_ghost]

Manliest name for Chinese guy: Willy Long

Correction : Willy Dong.
And before you think it's too outrageous , i've actually seen a chinese store in my native country with that name

Edit :
And you can't beat Tom Savini's name in From Dusk Till Dawn
Sex Machine: So what's your name, darlin'?
Kate: Kate. What's yours?
Sex Machine: Sex Machine, pleased to meet you.

 

[bored]

apparently he got promoted. Now he's Sergeant First Class Max Fightmaster

Hmm... One word too many. Not quite the ring to it "Staff Sergeant" had. Maybe if he becomes a Major one day, it'll top it.

 

[Dangerous]

Staff SGT. Max ****ing Fightmaster

Oh that is awesome, now only to find a mate that will alow me to name my kid that.

Find a mate- I like it! hehehe

I have a mate, 'cept we don procreate.

 

[Kritish]

I'm having kids just so I can name them Stirling Mortlock and Dick Pound.

 

[The Amazing Spider-Man]

Pfft, the best name ever is the name Edge (yes, the WWE wrestler) used in indy feds.....Sexton Hardcastle.

 

[C.F. Kane]

apparently he got promoted. Now he's Sergeant First Class Max Fightmaster

It makes you kind of revved to think that one day he could become Major Fightmaster.

 

[xXx]

Dick Pound? That would suck! I have a teacher name Harry Cox! lmao

 

[dmor173]

as an australian and a rugby fan I pissed myself when i saw Stirling Mortlock, and the observations on rugby and australia.

Cracked is rapidly becoming my favourite site.

 

[Fred_Fury]

He's pretty close to becoming Master Sergeant Max Fightmster. That way he'll have master in his name TWICE! that would be awesome!

 

[Hotwire]

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=2434

Our culture is full of manly men doing manly things. And those men, invariably, have manly names. John Rambo. John Matrix. John McClane. Hollywood writers know what side their bread's buttered when it comes to first names.
But, then there are those real-life men walking around who, by design or coincidence, have been gifted with names so manly you'd expect their penis to rip free of their pants and attack passersby.

Crack is an amazing site.

I actually went to school with a chick named Joa Rambo. Pretty manly name for a girl, dontcha think?

 

[logansoldcigar]

How about the British ex special forces guy (and this is his real name) Bear Grylls.

Youngest British climber to climb Mt Ama Dablam (considered unclimable by no less a man than Edmund Hillary) Youngest british Climber to climb Everest:Crossed the North atlantic in a an OPEN rigid inflatable boat: has flown a powered paraglider higher than Mt Everest: held a dinner paty at 25000 feet (slung ubder a hot air balloon)

Bear Grylls was brought up on the Isle of Wight, where his late father taught him to climb and sail. A martial arts expert, Bear went on to spend three years as a soldier in the British Air Service (21 SAS), before suffering a free fall parachuting accident in Africa that left his back broken in three places. Despite this he went on to become the youngest Briton ever to reach the summit of Mount Everest. Now one of the youngest and most sought after motivational speakers, he relates his remarkable experiences to audiences and corporations all around the world. He has also presented several prime-time TV adventure series for Channel Four in the UK and Discovery Channel in America, notably Born Survivor, which was also a bestselling book. Bear lives with his wife Shara, and their sonsJesse and Marmaduke, on a Dutch barge in London and on a small remote Welsh island. His bestselling books Facing Up, about this record-breaking ascent of Everest, and Facing the Frozen Ocean, his inspirational story of leading a team across the treacherous North Atlantic, a feat for which he was awarded an Honorary commission in the Royal Navy, are both published by Pan Macmillan. More information on Bear can be found at his official website,

I mean, he had the stones to call his son Marmaduke, fer chrissakes: he knows no one will bully a kid whose dad BBQs grizzlies

 

[bored]

He's pretty close to becoming Master Sergeant Max Fightmster. That way he'll have master in his name TWICE! that would be awesome!

Master Sergeant? Yeah, I can accept that.