Transylmania

[enterthemadness]

Well, I wanna see this movie for two reasons. It's long delayed (more on that in a bit) and James 'Cabin Fever' Debello.

Movie comes out December 4th from new studio Full Circle Releasing and it's a wide release.

IMDB.COM Page

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0936471/

Boxofficemojo.com Page

http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=transylmania.htm

And making a trip to the IMDB.COM board and wiki...well, what a history . Transymani is actually Dorm Daze 3 (aka National Lampoon's Dorm Daze 3) and was shot back in 2006.

http://www.transylmaniathemovie.com/site/index.html

Trailer(s) and clips..

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/transylmania/

Looks like a stupid guilty pleasure.

 

[ABleedingCorpse]

I'm gonna pass.

 

[enterthemadness]

I know why this film is going to theaters now and possibly with a new name as well.

http://www.fullcirclereleasing.com/main.php?section=contact

David and Scott Hillenbrand are the co-founders of Full Circle Releasing. And what movies have those two directed together?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0384863/#director

No wonder it took 3 years to get released at all. those two were making their very own distribution arm to put it in theaters. Genius. (Or Fail if the movie tanks badly in theaters and on dvd)

 

[Mace Dolex]

I'll wait for on it cable eventually.

 

[Sawyer]

It looks idiotic.

 

[Lord Blackbolt]

geez....they even recycling spoof ideas.

 

[enterthemadness]

geez....they even recycling spoof ideas.

Reading this post reminded me of the college parts of scary movie 2. That what u mean/

 

[ABleedingCorpse]

I've seen the tv spot of this several times and it makes me want to turn the channel just to not see the ad. Seriously..this trend in film is seriously dull now.

 

[the a1ant]

The trailer makes me cringe. It looks so cheesy...and not in a good way. So cheap.

 

[ABleedingCorpse]

This film...I'm surprised theaters haven't just turned the film away and said "no, we're not going to show it..not even if you pay us..go away".

I know that sounds stupid to say since I haven't seen how bad it is yet...but I'm pretty sure this film will be bad and unfunny and worn out jokes the entire time. But for the anti-Twilight culture out there....maybe it'll make a couple million during it's run. But this will be FACT, mark my words...THIS FILM WILL BE A FLOP and not make nearly any of it's budget back and will possibly ruin the producers.

 

[enterthemadness]

This film...I'm surprised theaters haven't just turned the film away and said "no, we're not going to show it..not even if you pay us..go away".

I know that sounds stupid to say since I haven't seen how bad it is yet...but I'm pretty sure this film will be bad and unfunny and worn out jokes the entire time. But for the anti-Twilight culture out there....maybe it'll make a couple million during it's run. But this will be FACT, mark my words...THIS FILM WILL BE A FLOP and not make nearly any of it's budget back and will possibly ruin the producers.

Have you seen National Lampoon's Dorm Daze or Dorm Daze 2? If so...you should already know if u like or hate the film.

Dorm Daze had a very small release into theaters...

http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=dormdaze.htm

But Dorm Daze 2 was DTV. Since this is technically Dorm Daze 3 (Same directors and some of the actors playing the same characters from previous films), it should be called: National Lampoon's Transymania: Dorm Daze.

 

[Mike_D202]

I dunno this doesn't look like your typical spoof. For starters, its not from the same guys who did Epic/Date/Disaster movies, so thats a plus.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

I think it looks completely not funny and beyond cheap.

 

[enterthemadness]

I dunno this doesn't look like your typical spoof. For starters, its not from the same guys who did Epic/Date/Disaster movies, so thats a plus.

it is da from da directors of da...

King Cobra
Demon Island dry
National Lampoon Presents Dorm Dazeyay
Game Box 1.0
Dorm Daze 2 doh
Transymania (aka Dorm Daze 3)

WOW...Game Box 1.0 for FREE at imdb.com (via Hulu)

http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi1006699289/

 

[terry78]

A spoof of vampire flicks apparently, which they chose to release due to Twilight. May possibly sneak in one day, because my chick from Married with Children, Jennifer Lyons, is in it. Other than that.....bleh.

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[danoyse]

I was watching the Star Wars trilogy on Spike today and they were showing commercials for this all day. Who goes to see this garbage?

 

[bullets]

The same people that saw Epic Movie I guess but this actually looks more tolerable. I wouldn't see it in the theatre but if it was on tv...

 

[mclay18]

Looks awful. On the other hand, it doesn't look nearly as painful as the Seltzerberg crap Fox and Lionsgate used to foister onto the public.

 

[enterthemadness]

I already made a thread on this.

But you must know....this is really Dorm Daze 3 (aka National Lampoon's Dorm Daze 3). Same directors and some of the same actors/characters from the first two movies in the series.

Also, the directors are releasing the film via their new film studio 'Full Circle Releasing' Now that's indie...

 

[mclay18]

Since I work for the local theater chain, this appeared on the radar. I saw a section of it during my lunch break, and wow it is awful. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone if they saw it for free, I wouldn't recommend it when it comes on cable/DVD -- avoid it, avoid it.

I walked out 15 minutes after it started (which thankfully coincided with the end of my break). The sex jokes are either too broad, poorly timed or just plain disgusting; the characters are idiotic *******s; and the acting is awful. Kevin Smith and Judd Apatow could've done wonders with this movie, at least they know the importance of funny lines and comedic timing.

This is officially the WORST movie of 2009. RZ's Halloween 2 and Saw VI look like Citizen Kane compared to the steaming pile that is Transylmania.

 

[That-Guy]

Yeah, I keep seeing TV spots for this crap and it looks terrible. Talk about a movie that I have NO interest in ever seeing.

 

[mclay18]

Yeah. Some good movies are overlooked due to poorly-cut trailers (like Stardust and Serenity), but sadly, this movie is NOT one of those.

Even the physical humor (like hits to the crotch) are painfully unfunny. This deserves to be buried and gather dust on Wal-Mart's $5 bins.

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

Not one person saw this at my theater today. We've been trying to hand out the posters but not a lot of people are too keen on carrying around a half naked dude while grabbing their popcorn and drinks. We still have a crap load of those posters ,too.

 

[chaseter]

HAHA people went to see this. I laugh and point at you.

 

[enterthemadness]

I wanna see this. I've seen most or all of National Lampoons Dorm Daze. Saw some of Dorm Daze 2...but it was ******ed, so I traded it in at local video store. ok, ok, I got the movie cause a porn actress was in it I think.

Also, the film is barely wide at 1,007 theaters.