Turkish Star Wars

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i have just finished watching the turkish answer to Star Wars and I have got to tell you, I am 100% baffled and in a daze. I think my head is about to explode right now. if you want a sampler of the insanity I just watched, here are a few clips of the turkish Star Wars care of Youtube.

Training time!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3uAUp6FjgM&search=Turkish Star Wars

Help help! It's a rabid teletubby attack!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3qWDacMWmM&search=Turkish Star Wars

I'm pretty certain you can find this movie to download at any really good Bit Torrent site if you are interested.
 
First off, i can see where you're coming from. His whole training regimiment consisted of punching and karate chopping a huge boulder endlessly, while some chick watched him from distance.

By the way, both your links lead to the training video.
 
LOL the music sounded like a really cheesy remix of some of Battlestar Galactica's main theme. :D
 
Now that is OUT THERE. The BSG disco mix was the icing on the cake.
 
I'm going to order Turkish Exorcist

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but the really baffling one is, Turkish Captain America?

turkkainamerica.jpg


I guess even they knew how stupid "Captain Turkey" would sound.
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
but the really baffling one is, Turkish Captain America?

turkkainamerica.jpg


I guess even they knew how stupid "Captain Turkey" would sound.

HA HA. :D :up: I needed that laugh. Man, he reminds me of The Sphinx in "Mystery Men". :D

By the way, great find, Miss Godzilla. I needed that laugh too! :up:
 
my friend let me borrow this cuz he ordered it, I skim through it... I mean it's bad but it so boring and monotous that only some parts are really funny. Who the heck makes these iflms?
 
JTIZZLEVILLE said:
By the way, both your links lead to the training video.

Okay, I fixed the link for the second video with the more appropriate one.

Also, these two videos are just the tip of the iceberg. There's much, much more craziness in this movie. Oh my God, the finale is just purely insane!
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
I'm going to order Turkish Exorcist

turxocist.jpg


but the really baffling one is, Turkish Captain America?

turkkainamerica.jpg


I guess even they knew how stupid "Captain Turkey" would sound.

Oh, oh...that one is the Turkish Spider-man. El Santo is also in this movie and Spidey is the villain who kills one of his underlings with a Guinea Pig. It's called 3 Dev Adam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwra-wCw8F0&search=Turkish Spider-man
 
Timstuff said:
LOL that fight scene is hillarious. :D

Oh that is nothing compared to the fight scene at the end of the movie! My God I'm still trying to make heads or tails of it al. Funny thing is in the fight whenever you see the hero fighting they edited in the Indiana Jones theme. Then they'd cut to the bad guy and his theme was Flash Gordon's. It was just pure insanity!
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
but the really baffling one is, Turkish Captain America?

turkkainamerica.jpg


I guess even they knew how stupid "Captain Turkey" would sound.

Can somebody bump the movie thread with all the international superhero ripoffs? :O
 
Looks more like Flash Gordon to me but Lucas supposedly used that as inspiration so...



*waits for WIlhelm to bring up Kirby's New Gods.*
 
i must get that 3 dev adam movie.... it looks brilliant.... the turkish star wars might be ok too.
 
.......of the twin planets of New Genesis and Apokolips. New Genesis is a utopian planet filled with unspoiled forests, mountains, and rivers and is ruled by the benevolent Highfather, while Apokolips is a nightmarish, ruined dystopia filled with machinery and fire pits and is ruled by the tyrannic Darkseid. The two planets were once part of the same world, but split apart millennia ago after the death of the old gods. The characters associated with the New Gods are often collectively referred to as "Jack Kirby's Fourth World". The New Gods first appeared in New Gods #1 and Mister Miracle #1 (both titles were published concurrently). The other two "Fourth World" titles were Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen and The Forever People. Various New Gods -- notably Darkseid -- went on to......
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
.......of the twin planets of New Genesis and Apokolips. New Genesis is a utopian planet filled with unspoiled forests, mountains, and rivers and is ruled by the benevolent Highfather, while Apokolips is a nightmarish, ruined dystopia filled with machinery and fire pits and is ruled by the tyrannic Darkseid. The two planets were once part of the same world, but split apart millennia ago after the death of the old gods. The characters associated with the New Gods are often collectively referred to as "Jack Kirby's Fourth World". The New Gods first appeared in New Gods #1 and Mister Miracle #1 (both titles were published concurrently). The other two "Fourth World" titles were Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen and The Forever People. Various New Gods -- notably Darkseid -- went on to......


:up:
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
but the really baffling one is, Turkish Captain America?

turkkainamerica.jpg


I guess even they knew how stupid "Captain Turkey" would sound.
Awesome, Turkish El Santo!
 

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