THE DAILY PLANET--Inspired by the newfound popularity of returning Justice
League member Vixen, other JLAers announced today their plans to assume reindeer-inspired names as well.
On Christmas morning, Black Lightning will answer to the name Blitzen, the Man of Steel will become Comet, and the android hero will officially become Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tornado.
Now changing his name to Cupid, the team's latest archer plans to add a new love arrow to his existing Arsenal. Reliable sources say that one member of the Flash Family will join the JLA by New Year's to fill the spot of Dasher.
Meanwhile, Black Canary, Wonder Woman, and Hawkgirl are drawing straws to decide which of them will take the monickers Dancer, Prancer and Donner.
And finally, the Dark Knight will legally adopt an orphanage full of new Robins to serve as Justice League elves.