-It... looks like he's dead.
-Oh little guy, the tears are coming.
-Just to be clear, looks like he's dead or he is dead?
-It just looks like he's dead, he got blue paint on him or something, but he's gonna be fine.
-You're his ****ing doctor! *throws pen*
-We want this comped!
-Your son is going to be alright.
-Oh thank god
-Wow. I have to tell you I would not be taking the news this well if I was you.
-You said he was going to be alright.
-Well your son has lost his left hand so he's going to be "all right."
-You son of a *****! *lunges for doctor*
-Mom, he's a very literal man.