Confession: every man-loving man dreams of "converting" a straight guy. I did, and it was really awesome. Then he stopped talking to me.
I abused mod powers before I was even the one who had them.
Top that.
*sassy finger snap*
Don't cry for me Bamfartina.
Hey, he's the original Bamfer, he's gotta be.
And I'm 27, and my roommate never fails to remind that I'm old.
Sometimes I feel like a crotchety old man screaming at the kids to get off his lawn.
I'm a 27-year-old cart pusher, WOO!
I confess I have about $10 to my name until Friday.