What celebrity do you envy?

[StorminNorman]

I envy Natalie Portman for her intelligence and music ability.

 

[Kritish]

I hate Tony Parker of the Spurs because he gets to make sweet love to Eva Langoria every night!

Yes, she's hot.

 

[AllThingsComic]

Hugh Hefner, 1,000,000%

 

[PLAS]

I envy the low self standards people who envy celebrities have

 

[SpideyInATree]

Howard Stern. Hands down.

Do you know how many beautiful women want to throw him down and have sex with him? Yeah.

Not to mention following his dream, succeeding, and becoming one of the most listened to DJ's ever...

Yeah, I envy him a little bit.

Could use a couple mil he got from that Sirius deal.

 

[PLAS]

Howard Stern. Hands down.

Do you know how many beautiful women want to throw him down and have sex with him? Yeah.

Not to mention following his dream, succeeding, and becoming one of the most listened to DJ's ever...

Yeah, I envy him a little bit.

Could use a couple mil he got from that Sirius deal.

... and the small penis

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I envy Jessica alba, because she gets to touch jessica alba's vagina