Last time I saw Ruben, he was at a Dodgers game I was watching on ESPN, stuffing his face. Research tells me that the Dodgers have some 'All You Can Eat' promotion in the bleacher seats (it includes Dodger dogs, peanuts, popcorn and soft drinks for about $20). That was back in August. For all I know, he's still there ...eating. End of the season, be damned.
Remember that black hole that scientist thought they found here on earth. Well Reuben finally got so large he collapsed in on himself, & he is slowly sucking up all the matter on the planet. He will soon be the death of us all.