TheIncredibleSk
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He needs to stand up. Thats the only way.
But Adam Sandler was never funny or entertaining. Unless I missed something.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/mar/12/eddie-murphy-thousand-wordsEddie Murphy's A Thousand Words: is this the worst reviewed film of all time?
Actor's latest comedy rated at 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, ranking it alongside such epic fails as Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
Check the link for more, but you get the idea.Eddie Murphys career is a quiet tragedy. Hes managed to steer clear of many of the traps that ensnare superstarsdrugs, alcohol, violent rages, jail, nervous breakdowns, a compulsion toward self-destructiononly to become a victim of his own apathy and ruthless lack of creative ambition. Its the saga of an almost preternaturally gifted young performer who has found myriad ways to squander his prodigious talent. President Orders Brando To Gain 250 Pounds: Stars Raw Sexuality Too Dangerous at Present Weight, Ike Says screams a headline from The Onions Our Dumb Century. The idea, of course, is that Brando was too impossibly pretty and virile for the buttoned-up world of 1950s America. I feel the same way about the young Eddie Murphy. Only Murphy didnt get fat or go crazy; he just got lazy.
There was a time, however, when Murphy was almost too perfect. Hes been a bland fixture of sub-mediocre family entertainment for so long that it can be easy to forget what an electrifying, original presence he was at the beginning of his career. When he debuted on Saturday Night Live at 19 in 1980, he boasted a confidence and polish years beyond his age. He was stunningly handsome, a gifted improviser, and confident enough in his sexuality to strut around in a tight red leather suit while making homophobic jokes. He did amazing impressions, and boasted both a million-dollar smile and the worlds most distinctive, infectious laugh.
Murphy got so big so fast that he became the firstand to date, onlyNot Ready For Prime Time Player to host the show while he was still a cast member. Saturday Night Live quickly became The Eddie Murphy Show, Featuring Joe Piscopo And Some Other Guys. Murphys unstoppable momentum carried over to the critical and commercial hits 48 Hours, Trading Places, and Beverly Hills Cop. The world prostrated itself before him, and he was one of the most famous people in the world.
But after the failure of his 1989 directorial debut, Harlem Nights, Murphy seemed to stop trying. The manic energy of his early films and Saturday Night Live stint gave way to a glazed indifference. On a profound level, Murphy just didnt seem to care. Inertia, crass commercial calculation, and naked greed ruled his career. He had apparently ceded control of his life to his accountant, though we all know those matters are handled better and more efficiently by the good people over at the Church Of Scientology.
Murphy set his personal bar so low that he was praised to the high heavens every time he exerted himself past the least possible effort. He was praised for uncharacteristically not phoning it in while playing a dual role as both an Eddie Murphy-like movie star and his hapless look-alike in Bowfinger. He was pegged as a surefire Oscar-winner for his performance as a James Brown surrogate in Dreamgirls. (Then, a little movie called Norbit presumably made the Academy think, You know, on second thought, maybe Alan Arkin would be a better choice after all.)
I feel the same way about the young Eddie Murphy. Only Murphy didnt get fat or go crazy; he just got lazy.
I personally thought he was awesome in Tower Heist, that movie overall wasn't that good but to me he stood out. What he needs to do is grab Dave Chappelle and Jonah Hill (we've all seen Jonah be really gangster and hilarious) and do something really epic. Eddie Murphy and Dave Chappelle are kinda on the same boat, i would love to see them team up seeing as they have a lot of history and do a movie together (and hey why not bring in charlie murphy for a supporting role?) It's not over for Eddie Murphy, he just needs to pick the right roles. There was a point where Dwayne Johnson was becoming Disney's bee-autch for a little while off and on, mostly on, being on Hannah Montana, Tooth Fairy (seriously?) and some other Disney tv stuff. But he grabbed his balls back from Disney and started doing Other Guys (what a bad-ass with Samuel Jackson) to Fast Five, now he's getting seriously bad-ass roles. Eddie just needs to man up and do the same thing, take control of his career, i mean within the past ten years he hasn't done THAT bad, i think his worst movie was Meet Dave or Imagine That. Other than that it's really been either a lot of Shrek stuff which is over now and a couple of small movies that are very different. Compare that to Adam Sandler whose movies within the same time frame have pretty much been the same old same old stuff Sandler dishes out with his best being Anger Management which was awhile ago, not to mention his upcoming movies look like utter crap. Sandler's last funny movie was Funny People, which wasn't even funny because of him all that much, he had a great cast of funny current comedians it had seth rogen, jonah hill, aziz ansari, and oh not to mention it was a Apatow film. Apatow has had a ton of good comedies lately. Sandler was just playing the same character he's been playing for the last 10 years. Sandler was smart to work with current funny people, Murphy hasn't been all that smart with who he's working with with the exception of Tower Heist really. He needs to get his act together and do a great comedy that's raunchy and has dirty humor. Something like a Hangover ya know? It would be hilarious if he teamed up with Chappelle and someone like a Jonah Hill, idk i just think that'd be gold pretty much immediately.
All in all i think people are people a little too ridiculous saying his career is over.
QFT The Waterboy and Happy Gilmore are classics man.But Adam Sandler was never funny or entertaining. Unless I missed something.
But Adam Sandler was never funny or entertaining. Unless I missed something.
1. he needs t do a R rated stand up. for months
2. he needs to do a R rated comedy
then lets see if its over.