What I bought the hypsters for Christmas

[Lunar_Wolf]

DX a copy of Fantastic Four Rise Of The Sliver Surfer
JAL a cash poster
Lord V a two week vacation with spideylad to lover's Island
Hunter Rider a picture of me and Rachel Bilson cruising the ocean
Logan's Lady a restriction order from Hugh Jackman
Logan's Runt tattoo remover spray, it's new on the market
Shadowboxing a set of broken Transformers
Jag a fight with a real jaguar
Knowsbleed some tissues
SSF probation from the hype-special thanks to Matt for chipping in on this one.
SMlvr some sea biscuits
Erz a vacation to the death star where he will receive beatings from VADER himself.
Ice-Man a holiday in jail
Robo a pink Batsuit
Lexcorp a trip to comingsoon boards for the next 5 years.
Kal a 6 month vacation in a small hotel room
Banky, his old username Geekz

I sure know how to spoil my hypsters.
If anyone else wants gifts, just ask.

 

[Symbiotic]

Ahem, where's mine?

 

[The Chairman]

And me?

 

[JP]

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Got you another scarf, robbed from a dying hobo.

And me?

Fake Hayden autograph

Ahem, where's mine?

I got you a venom pumkin pwnd poster

 

[The Chairman]

Fake Hayden autograph

Well, I have the real deal, but thanks anyway.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Lmfao, sea biscuits. Thanks.

 

[Symbiotic]

I got you a venom pumkin pwnd poster

 

[JP]

This is a nice scarf.

=twirls=

 

[Two-Face]

Where is fricking Xmas present....?

 

[squeekness]

And mine?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Where is fricking Xmas present....?

Got you 1000 coins *tosses them into the air*

This is a nice scarf.

=twirls=

Lmfao, sea biscuits. Thanks.

Eat them like it's you're last meal.

Well, I have the real deal, but thanks anyway.

The fake is better, made with a 100% fakness.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

And mine?

A box. This box can store many things.

 

[squeekness]

A box. This box can store many things.

Why thank ya. I can put my comics in there.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Ahem...

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Why thank ya. I can put my comics in there.

No, that's the only thing you can't put into it. Comics cause the box to explode.

Ahem...

I got you the wishing bone from the turkey.t:

 

[DorkyFresh]

anything for me? i bought you some sand!

 

[Untilteld]

Banky, his old username Geekz

Ha ha ha.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

anything for me? i bought you some sand!

And it was the greatest sand I've ever received. So I bought you a screw in a can of tuna.


IIII PUT THE SCREW IN THE TUNA

 

[Sam Fisher]

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Bought you this smily face---->t:
The more you use it, the sooner it transforms into a sad face.

 

[Vilya]

 

[jaguarr]

Jag a fight with a real jaguar

Awesome! It'll be just like when I was a kid! For you, Lunar_Wolf, I got you a used copy of "Appropriately Matching Fictional Characters In Online Polls For Dummies". Use it in good health and Merry Christmas!

jag

 

[knowsbleed]

Tissues. I will cherish them for the amount of time I can blow mucus/blood/snot/whateverbodilyfluidIwantto on them. Or I might try and sew them together to create a parachute. I would bring said parachute to the top of the hill of insanity that is the Hype Lounges...and I'll jump off...but dammit...I forgot to strap on the parachute.

Rejoice loungers.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Awesome! It'll be just like when I was a kid! For you, Lunar_Wolf, I got you a used copy of "Appropriately Matching Fictional Characters In Online Polls For Dummies". Use it in good health and Merry Christmas!

jag

It's beautiful

*wipes tears*

I give you my happy tears.