What I bought the hypsters for Christmas

[DX]

SpeedballLives: some spinach dip...because its ymmy
D-Generation X: a "Y"
franTM: ©
Spidermanluvr28: Tobey M[blackout]'s sweat in a can[/blackout]
Badger: a sports award from fran
Kritish: RIP
eggyman: a plane ticket to the US...so he can quit being so cheerful
The Original Bamfer: a pet monkey to larp with
Abaddon: coal
ATP: a guy who doesn't dance w/strange old men in bars
Banky: a crate of decent records...because i'm nice like that
ROBOCOP CPU001: a night w/Tom Welling
Lightning Strykez: your name in red...w/out the responsibility
Hunter Rider: tylenol
Lunar_Wolf: sex in a can
NewYorkSpider: sex in a bag
Showtime: sex in a toilet
Erzengel: a date w/Wilhelm
Asteroid-Man: a date w/GR87
Dew k. Mosi: a day free from Ash's questions...[blackout]sike[/blackout]
Wilhelm Scream: a time machine...no particular reason but you deserve one
Holly: a new IP
deep_thinkin: a new state
tzarinna: a date w/clive barker
Tbadora: badunkadunk in a can
vibeke: hunk in a box...[blackout]dismembered[/blackout]

Heh....D-Generation XY

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Y'all get nothing!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Wilhelm Scream: a time machine...no particular reason but you deserve one

That's what I WANTED!

...so I can go back in time and release an album with Stairway to Heaven, Helter Skelter and Purple Haze on it, before Led Zeppelin, The Beatles and Jimi Hendrix can write the songs!

 

[Spider-Fan]

DX a copy of Fantastic Four Rise Of The Sliver Surfer
JAL a cash poster
Lord V a two week vacation with spideylad to lover's Island
Hunter Rider a picture of me and Rachel Bilson cruising the ocean
Logan's Lady a restriction order from Hugh Jackman
Logan's Runt tattoo remover spray, it's new on the market
Shadowboxing a set of broken Transformers
Jag a fight with a real jaguar
Knowsbleed some tissues
SSF probation from the hype-special thanks to Matt for chipping in on this one.
SMlvr some sea biscuits
Erz a vacation to the death star where he will receive beatings from VADER himself.
Ice-Man a holiday in jail
Robo a pink Batsuit
Lexcorp a trip to comingsoon boards for the next 5 years.
Kal a 6 month vacation in a small hotel room
Banky, his old username Geekz

I sure know how to spoil my hypsters.
If anyone else wants gifts, just ask.

Yeah, sure. Leave me off there

You get socks for that

 

[The Original Bamfer]

That's what I WANTED!

...so I can go back in time and release an album with Stairway to Heaven, Helter Skelter and Purple Haze on it, before Led Zeppelin, The Beatles and Jimi Hendrix can write the songs!

Man, that's low.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Oh, and give Spider-Fan a copy of Superman Returns. He'll love it. t:

I would...but give me the reciept so I can exchange it for something better

 

[knowsbleed]

That's what I WANTED!

...so I can go back in time and release an album with Stairway to Heaven, Helter Skelter and Purple Haze on it, before Led Zeppelin, The Beatles and Jimi Hendrix can write the songs!

Then you'll screw yourself...because you'll try and release original music with fan expectations and you won't be able to meet the impossible demands.

But you probably won't care by then because you'd be a rich, well laid, mess of drug riddled flesh and bones who is only willing to release a new song to go with that decade's new greatest hits album...and maybe a Christmas disc.

The horror of messing w/the time space continuum.

 

[DX]

I would...but give me the reciept so I can exchange it for something better

I ate the reciept

 

[Spider-Fan]

I ate the reciept

Well, at least I will enjoy burning it t:

 

[vibeke_T]

SpeedballLives: some spinach dip...because its ymmy
D-Generation X: a "Y"
franTM: ©
Spidermanluvr28: Tobey M[blackout]'s sweat in a can[/blackout]
Badger: a sports award from fran
Kritish: RIP
eggyman: a plane ticket to the US...so he can quit being so cheerful
The Original Bamfer: a pet monkey to larp with
Abaddon: coal
ATP: a guy who doesn't dance w/strange old men in bars
Banky: a crate of decent records...because i'm nice like that
ROBOCOP CPU001: a night w/Tom Welling
Lightning Strykez: your name in red...w/out the responsibility
Hunter Rider: tylenol
Lunar_Wolf: sex in a can
NewYorkSpider: sex in a bag
Showtime: sex in a toilet
Erzengel: a date w/Wilhelm
Asteroid-Man: a date w/GR87
Dew k. Mosi: a day free from Ash's questions...[blackout]sike[/blackout]
Wilhelm Scream: a time machine...no particular reason but you deserve one
Holly: a new IP
deep_thinkin: a new state
tzarinna: a date w/clive barker
Tbadora: badunkadunk in a can
vibeke: hunk in a box...[blackout]dismembered[/blackout]

booooooo

 

[Untilteld]

Banky: a crate of decent records...because i'm nice like that

Good good

 

[tzarinna]

tzarinna: a date w/clive barker

Yay, a chance to turn him extra guy.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

What do I get?

Bruce Campbell's toe nail clippings.

*cough cough*

A dirty granny to wash.

wheres MINE

You get a real pikachu

Other people should list what they would buy for other posters. And by "other posters," I mean "me."

You got some buttons from a jacket.

DOG LIPS: some collagen.
Morg: a new leg...oh wait...that's for drak
Warhammer: some musical taste
Master Chief: a new gun...filled with luffles
JP: a hat...a really big one
Jack Rabbit: a teleporter...for those lonely nights
squeekness: a bigger box...to keep even more stuff in
TEDDY: a female TEDDY...anatomically correct
Ash J. Williams: a hand...and a sense of humor
Super Kal: Deanna Troy
Superman79: a briefcase...for lawyerly stuffs
S_H_F_4839: a nightstick
DBella: my phone number
Colossal Spoons: bamfer's grandma
ShadowBoxing: blind_fury's location...and a bat
J Alba's Lover: one full night with Jessica Alba's Fiance
LogansRunt: my phone number

SpeedballLives: some spinach dip...because its ymmy
D-Generation X: a "Y"
franTM: ©
Spidermanluvr28: Tobey M[blackout]'s sweat in a can[/blackout]
Badger: a sports award from fran
Kritish: RIP
eggyman: a plane ticket to the US...so he can quit being so cheerful
The Original Bamfer: a pet monkey to larp with
Abaddon: coal
ATP: a guy who doesn't dance w/strange old men in bars
Banky: a crate of decent records...because i'm nice like that
ROBOCOP CPU001: a night w/Tom Welling
Lightning Strykez: your name in red...w/out the responsibility
Hunter Rider: tylenol
Lunar_Wolf: sex in a can
NewYorkSpider: sex in a bag
Showtime: sex in a toilet
Erzengel: a date w/Wilhelm
Asteroid-Man: a date w/GR87
Dew k. Mosi: a day free from Ash's questions...[blackout]sike[/blackout]
Wilhelm Scream: a time machine...no particular reason but you deserve one
Holly: a new IP
deep_thinkin: a new state
tzarinna: a date w/clive barker
Tbadora: badunkadunk in a can
vibeke: hunk in a box...[blackout]dismembered[/blackout]

Some of these gifts out do mine

Ouch Lunar you forgot me

I got you the best gift of all, Playstation 1 with ps3 games.

What do I get!

Diapers. 100% death proof.

My brother already got that for Xmas

.....

You can never have to many copies.

Yeah, sure. Leave me off there
.
You get socks for that

I got you a print out list of the gifts I got for everyone else

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Yay, a chance to turn him extra guy.

I got you grass from a pony's foot.

 

[tzarinna]

It must be magical grass if it's from a pony's foot, yay for me!

 

[knowsbleed]

It'd be better if it were from a camel's toe.

 

[BRUTAL]

You gave Lounging Idiots gifts? You motherf**ker.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

You gave Lounging Idiots gifts? You motherf**ker.

I bought you seven years in the lounge!!!

 

[Symbiotic]

You gave Lounging Idiots gifts? You motherf**ker.

I am a lounger, sir! Am I an idiot?!

Spoiler

Am I?!

 

[knowsbleed]

You gave Lounging Idiots gifts? You motherf**ker.

I deserve to be whipped Jesus style.

 

[BRUTAL]

There will be no Easter for you.

 

[Lord Valumart]

Lord V a two week vacation with spideylad to lover's Island

so i just get lumbered with him? damn

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

so i just get lumbered with him? damn

Took me 2 months to organize that.

 

[Lord Valumart]

Took me 2 months to organize that.

you bastard, you didn't even get him anything!!!

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Spidermanluvr28: Tobey M[blackout]'s sweat in a can[/blackout]

I want the real Tobey!