Some possible theories: He doesn't sleep. he is just a generic name for a pool of writers and the real Johns is merely a figurehead. D.C. has cloned Jones and copied his memory and personality into each clone. They have a writing pool pf Johns. I mean, how can he be so prolific. He is giving a unifying feel to the DC multiverse in a way no company has ever had a unified feel before before! So I ask you what is Geoff Johns?