What is a Johns? How the hell can he be one person!

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  1. Whirlysplat Registered

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    Some possible theories:

    He doesn't sleep. he is just a generic name for a pool of writers and the real Johns is merely a figurehead. D.C. has cloned Jones and copied his memory and personality into each clone. They have a writing pool pf Johns. I mean, how can he be so prolific. He is giving a unifying feel to the DC multiverse in a way no company has ever had a unified feel before before! So I ask you what is Geoff Johns?
     
  2. WompuM Esquire

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    He's your mom?
     
  3. Whirlysplat Registered

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    Nah, my mom is retired. She was Jim Shooter!
     
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    I'm not too keen on his Action stuff, but his other runs have been very interesting. 'Good effort' to anyone who can make 'magic rings' that can achieve anything; readable.

    Mind you his current list of jobs pales in comparisson to the number of comics Warren Ellis is 'releasing'. Note the the '', sorrounding the word releasing, for those who don't understand sarcasm. cough annubis cough.
     
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    I think youre mum is writing again.
     
  6. Whirlysplat Registered

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    hello! :)
     
  7. yahman Registered

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    Bonjour ! whats the crack ?
     
  8. Whirlysplat Registered

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    The craic is good. I have pmed you!
     
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    A s***ty writer.
     
  10. Whirlysplat Registered

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    Hmmm... Please continue.
     
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    hahahah classic!
     

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