What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?

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  1. JohnRico Registered

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    On my Cell Phone mine is

    "Can't come to the phone right now but leave a message if your a hot chick & if your not a hot chick but you know some hot chicks leave their name & number & I'll call them back & if your a dude how the hell did you get this number"
     
  2. Carcharodon Registered

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    Is the terrible grammar somehow conveyed in the recorded message? It just seems to me as though it should be. :csad:
     
  3. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Hi this is Christopher, I can't get to my phone right now, so leave me a message and I'll get back to you. Thanks.
     
  4. Dorian Gray Registered

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    Well, mine's just a standard message
    "Hello, Shaun Sabatini is not available please leave a message!"
     
  5. The-Dark-Knight Registered

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    'Heres the beep, you know what to do'
     
  6. SpideyVille Walking out the Desert

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    :lmao: :up:
    I recently changed mine to be like the one MJ had in the Spidey movies, so it's
    "Hey this is James, sing your song at the beep. BEEP!"
     
  7. thedeadite Registered

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    Right now it's the standard since the power went out last night.
    It WAS the clip from Saving Silverman where Wayne keeps saying "c'mon" over and over. It annoyed many a caller and this made me happy.
     
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  9. Nirvana Slowly Losing My Mind

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    Mine use to be entirely in French: "Hi you've reached _______. please leave your name and number and I will get back to you. Thanks, bye!"

    But since I've switched to Sprint (**** you, Sprint) I haven't done anything with it.
     
  10. Captain_BluTac You Better Run

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    Mine I stole from a TV show, it is

    Hi, this is Ben, don't leave a message because I wont get back to you.
     
  11. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    "Hey this is Jacob, leave a message at the beep." Or something.



    Originality FTW!
     
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    "Hello?...Hello? Oh Hey! ........Yeah this is the answering machine so uh- you know what to do."
     
  13. Fran Banned User

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    "Hi.

    Bye."
     
  14. Mister J Enlightened to the Great Darkness

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    I'm glad you called
    But I'm not home
    But I'll be back
    Before too long

    I just stepped on out
    For a little bit
    But I'll ring you back
    Nice and quick

    Wait for the beep

    You gotta leave your name
    You gotta leave your number

    Wait for the beep
     
  15. Sugarculted Registered

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    I hate my friend's voice mail, it always gets me.

    "Hey, dude! How are you?" *pause* ''Yeah, yeah. I'm good, thanks." *another pause* ''What do you want?"

    Without realising it's the voice mail message, I just blabber on then the beep randomly goes off.
     
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    "Hey, its Jocelyn, I'm not answering the phone as usual, leave a message!"

    How boring. :(
     
  17. Dr.Doom Registered

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    Believe it or not, Joe isn't at home
    Please leave a message at the beep.

    I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone
    Where could I be?

    Believe it or not, I'm not home.
     
  18. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    This is Terrence, I'm not able to get to the phone right now. Please leave your name and a brief message, and I'll follow up with you when I can. Thanks.
     
  19. bullets bang bang

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    "Leave a message.......you freak"
     
  20. JTStarkiller Registered

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    "I have an answering machine for my car phone. It says, 'Hi. I'm at home right now, but leave a message and I'll call you next time I'm out.'"
    -- Steve Wright
     
  21. xisaacx trademarks us miserable

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    "Hi you have reached the voicemail of the golden child, im not here right now because your probably a bill collector im screening or a friend i owe money, leave one"
     

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