What is your answering machine / voice mail message ?

[JohnRico]

On my Cell Phone mine is

"Can't come to the phone right now but leave a message if your a hot chick & if your not a hot chick but you know some hot chicks leave their name & number & I'll call them back & if your a dude how the hell did you get this number"

 

[Carcharodon]

Is the terrible grammar somehow conveyed in the recorded message? It just seems to me as though it should be.

 

[Immortalfire]

Hi this is Christopher, I can't get to my phone right now, so leave me a message and I'll get back to you. Thanks.

 

[Dorian Gray]

Well, mine's just a standard message
"Hello, Shaun Sabatini is not available please leave a message!"

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

'Heres the beep, you know what to do'

 

[SpideyVille]

On my Cell Phone mine is

"Can't come to the phone right now but leave a message if your a hot chick & if your not a hot chick but you know some hot chicks leave their name & number & I'll call them back & if your a dude how the hell did you get this number"

I recently changed mine to be like the one MJ had in the Spidey movies, so it's
"Hey this is James, sing your song at the beep. BEEP!"

 

[thedeadite]

Right now it's the standard since the power went out last night.
It WAS the clip from Saving Silverman where Wayne keeps saying "c'mon" over and over. It annoyed many a caller and this made me happy.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

Mine says:

 

[Nirvana]

Mine use to be entirely in French: "Hi you've reached _______. please leave your name and number and I will get back to you. Thanks, bye!"

But since I've switched to Sprint (**** you, Sprint) I haven't done anything with it.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Mine I stole from a TV show, it is

Hi, this is Ben, don't leave a message because I wont get back to you.

 

[Mee]

"Hey this is Jacob, leave a message at the beep." Or something.



Originality FTW!

 

[Asteroid-Man]

"Hello?...Hello? Oh Hey! ........Yeah this is the answering machine so uh- you know what to do."

 

[Fran]

"Hi.

Bye."

 

[Mister J]

I'm glad you called
But I'm not home
But I'll be back
Before too long

I just stepped on out
For a little bit
But I'll ring you back
Nice and quick

Wait for the beep

You gotta leave your name
You gotta leave your number

Wait for the beep

 

[Sugarculted]

I hate my friend's voice mail, it always gets me.

"Hey, dude! How are you?" *pause* ''Yeah, yeah. I'm good, thanks." *another pause* ''What do you want?"

Without realising it's the voice mail message, I just blabber on then the beep randomly goes off.

 

[Krypton Girl]

"Hey, its Jocelyn, I'm not answering the phone as usual, leave a message!"

How boring.

 

[Dr.Doom]

Believe it or not, Joe isn't at home
Please leave a message at the beep.

I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I be?

Believe it or not, I'm not home.

 

[terry78]

This is Terrence, I'm not able to get to the phone right now. Please leave your name and a brief message, and I'll follow up with you when I can. Thanks.

 

[bullets]

"Leave a message.......you freak"

 

[JTStarkiller]

"I have an answering machine for my car phone. It says, 'Hi. I'm at home right now, but leave a message and I'll call you next time I'm out.'"
-- Steve Wright

 

[xisaacx]

"Hi you have reached the voicemail of the golden child, im not here right now because your probably a bill collector im screening or a friend i owe money, leave one"