What the hell is fash?

[Master Chief]

I'm seeing it in all these commercials and crap where people fly through the air wearing jeans and this chick blew up a bubble with gum with her helium breath or something and people started making a chain of humans floating in the sky, and. It's just. Confusing. So I looked up the definition and stuff and like, it said vexation, so I looked that up and it means to annoy or irritate, and... and those commercials do exactly that and. They have this little puppet fash guy. Old Navy. Where's an Old Navy representative of the internets? Or someone who knows stuff about Old Navy and this fash I have to get on. I'm so confused and cold.

 

[3dman27]

relax master chief
its just a play on words "fash on =fashion

 

[Master Chief]

Oh. Fashion. Thanks.

 

[3dman27]

you're welcome

 

[Frizzo the Clown]

I thought it was some kind of rash or something.

 

[Palpadious]

Those commercials are just one of the reasons I hate this decade.

 

[Master Chief]

I still don't understand why they're advertising jeans with a helium bubble gum balloon that very happy enthusiastic people jump onto other people as it gets higher and higher, putting their fingers in the ass pockets and stuff. And like. They freeze or go into slow motion with these awesome trippy colored backgrounds, then the backgrounds disappear leaving a bleak urban landscape as everything speeds up and the people stick out like sore thumbs 'cause they're really happy. It boggles me brain.

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

I've seen those commercials...on BET. Tell me, who the HELL let Old Navy, the whitest company ever to exist, advertise on BET?

 

[JLBats]

It's a short form for fascism. Old Navy is trying to force it's pro-Hitlerian agenda on children with a catchy jingle.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

"Draw an equilateral triangle on a slip of paper, go into your local Old Navy Store, approach the backroom, hold up the paper and say "I'm here for the meeting!"

Th^t was actual, deadly serious advice that Face On Mars Hoagland gave on the Art Bell Show.