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When I met Natalie Portman: A Story.

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It was the week of 1999. I was in Rosarito beach for Spring Break. Jason and me stayed at the famous Hotel Del Rosarito. We are good friends and I always knew that we would eventually go there and "Party like it was 1999".
It was on a thursday afternoon that we went to the set of Titanic. Down there they have a FOX studios where they built the set for the movie. We spend all day there looking at the props and the good stuff. After the visit to the set we went to a restaurant there, on the side of the cliff. We ordered lobster and some beer. We were gettin' toasted.
Already the day had been really fun. Later on, about 5pm, we went back to our hotel and got ready to go to the local bar, Senor Frogs.

Upon arrival, I immediately noticed lots of hot girls! Man, they were very hot. This was playboy's Spring Break's hot spot and we knew it when we walked into the disco. We took a booth and ordered eight dos equis cahuamas.

You wouldn't believe all the people that showed up. You would think, because it's Mexico, there would be all Mexicans there. It was all white girls and white guys running around getting drunk and having tequila shots. I met this one girl, I forgot her name, and she said, "Hey can I get a body shot", I said "Sure". Not knowing what a body shot was. So she takes off her shirt and jumps on top of the bar, then the bartender pours something on her belly and I suck it all up! It was all in fun.

It got late. I think it was about 1 am. When I got all messed up and started dancing by myself. Sorry, I do that sometimes. I get all freaky like a rock star or something or other.

Suddenly, there she was, dancing with her other girlfriends. It was like looking at an angel. Pure white face..Eyes that shine in the dark and that european beauty. Yes, it was Natalie Portman..Or as I got to call her, Nat.
I got close and began to dance next to her, acting like I didn't know who she was..pretending to be a regular guy just having fun. Of course, I was dying inside..I wanted to scream out and say something about Star Wars..But I kept quiet and just smiled. What was that movie? Dirty Dancing? yeah, it was just like that. We looked at eachother and kissed with hungy eyes. She was like the wind. And I was a free bird.

So far I kept quiet and just went along with the music. But some other part of me screamed, "Hi, what's Your name?" She replied, "Nat". I smiled.
We got close and sweaty, dancing to music I can't remember. The lights, the excitement, the party people! Yes, I was here..And I was Dancing with Natalie Portman.
I asked her to come and sit with me. She accepted the invitation, so we went back and I put my arm around her. We were just two regular people talking about Movies and Rosarito beach. "I'm here checkin out the site for a movie" She said. And continued, "I went to the set of Titanic, it's really nice there and the people are really cool". I told her I was just some guy from San Diego there to have a break. "I'm just here to chill out with my homies" I replied. We talked until 3 am. Continued to dance and drink.

I am a gentleman. So I offered, to walk her to the terrace room. "I must insist" I said. She smiled and looked down. As if thinking. She laughed and agreed.
The Hotel was about 3 blocks away. I walked her there with my arms around her waist. She felt warm and moved slowly. She smelled like a rose and looked like a goddess. I couldn't believe it! I was actually walking down the street with her, it was as if God had given me a most generous gift. I thanked him.

We arrived at her destination. There was an alcoholic odor in the air. Yeah, I've had way too much to drink. But it was all for the better because that meant I could ask her anything! So I went for it. I said softly to her ear, "Nat, can I come in"? She laughed. Looked down and replied, "Ok, but just for a few minutes, My dad would kill me" I put my arm around her neck, went inside and closed the door.

The End.


StarWarsAgent.
 
You, sir, are a genius.

"I'm just here to chill out with my homies" I replied.

:up:
 
Archangel said:
You, sir, are a genius.

"I'm just here to chill out with my homies" I replied.

:up:
The most desparate attempt to look cool ever :up: :D
 
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Bueller. . . . . Bueller. . . . . . Bueller. . . . . .
 
StarWarsAgent said:
It was the week of 1999. I was in Rosarito beach for Spring Break. Jason and me stayed at the famous Hotel Del Rosarito. We are good friends and I always knew that we would eventually go there and "Party like it was 1999".
It was on a thursday afternoon that we went to the set of Titanic. Down there they have a FOX studios where they built the set for the movie. We spend all day there looking at the props and the good stuff. After the visit to the set we went to a restaurant there, on the side of the cliff. We ordered lobster and some beer. We were gettin' toasted.
Already the day had been really fun. Later on, about 5pm, we went back to our hotel and got ready to go to the local bar, Senor Frogs.

Upon arrival, I immediately noticed lots of hot girls! Man, they were very hot. This was playboy's Spring Break's hot spot and we knew it when we walked into the disco. We took a booth and ordered eight dos equis cahuamas.

You wouldn't believe all the people that showed up. You would think, because it's Mexico, there would be all Mexicans there. It was all white girls and white guys running around getting drunk and having tequila shots. I met this one girl, I forgot her name, and she said, "Hey can I get a body shot", I said "Sure". Not knowing what a body shot was. So she takes off her shirt and jumps on top of the bar, then the bartender pours something on her belly and I suck it all up! It was all in fun.

It got late. I think it was about 1 am. When I got all messed up and started dancing by myself. Sorry, I do that sometimes. I get all freaky like a rock star or something or other.

Suddenly, there she was, dancing with her other girlfriends. It was like looking at an angel. Pure white face..Eyes that shine in the dark and that european beauty. Yes, it was Natalie Portman..Or as I got to call her, Nat.
I got close and began to dance next to her, acting like I didn't know who she was..pretending to be a regular guy just having fun. Of course, I was dying inside..I wanted to scream out and say something about Star Wars..But I kept quiet and just smiled. What was that movie? Dirty Dancing? yeah, it was just like that. We looked at eachother and kissed with hungy eyes. She was like the wind. And I was a free bird.

So far I kept quiet and just went along with the music. But some other part of me screamed, "Hi, what's Your name?" She replied, "Nat". I smiled.
We got close and sweaty, dancing to music I can't remember. The lights, the excitement, the party people! Yes, I was here..And I was Dancing with Natalie Portman.
I asked her to come and sit with me. She accepted the invitation, so we went back and I put my arm around her. We were just two regular people talking about Movies and Rosarito beach. "I'm here checkin out the site for a movie" She said. And continued, "I went to the set of Titanic, it's really nice there and the people are really cool". I told her I was just some guy from San Diego there to have a break. "I'm just here to chill out with my homies" I replied. We talked until 3 am. Continued to dance and drink.

I am a gentleman. So I offered, to walk her to the terrace room. "I must insist" I said. She smiled and looked down. As if thinking. She laughed and agreed.
The Hotel was about 3 blocks away. I walked her there with my arms around her waist. She felt warm and moved slowly. She smelled like a rose and looked like a goddess. I couldn't believe it! I was actually walking down the street with her, it was as if God had given me a most generous gift. I thanked him.

We arrived at her destination. There was an alcoholic odor in the air. Yeah, I've had way too much to drink. But it was all for the better because that meant I could ask her anything! So I went for it. I said softly to her ear, "Nat, can I come in"? She laughed. Looked down and replied, "Ok, but just for a few minutes, My dad would kill me" I put my arm around her neck, went inside and closed the door.

The End.


StarWarsAgent.

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dude you have to do a remix with that picture and "kung fu fighting"
 
So you all think this is fiction? You're lucky I left out the second part of the story.:heart: :cwink:
 
StarWarsAgent said:
So you all think this is fiction? You're lucky I left out the second part of the story.

We all know what happened next...

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*Fap Fap Fap*

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seriously dude if the wrong person sees this you WILL get sued for deformation a character
 
hippy fascist said:
seriously dude if the wrong person sees this you WILL get sued for deformation a character

I think you mean defamation..But you said it yourself, it's fiction right? :cwink:
 
Good to know I'm not the only one who thinks this is fake :p
 
Knives122 said:
Good to know I'm not the only one who thinks this is fake :p

Alright, I took some liberty with the story, But it kinda went like that!:woot:
 
StarWarsAgent said:
Alright, I took some liberty with the story, But it kinda went like that!:woot:

The fact that it's fake makes you look even more like a stalker...can you say restraining order
 
This.... this reminds me of the time that Michael jackson came over to my house to use the bathroom.

No wait... wait, you're right, he didn't.

But his sister did...
 

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