When was the last time..

[Mayor_McCheese]

You were hit in the balls?

For me it was yesterday when my dog jumped on my balls

 

[Mee]

 

[BRUTAL]

Agreed..

 

[Prognosticator]

LMAO!

**applause**

I literally had to start clapping at my work station b/c thinking about the idea of someone creating a thread dedicated to this is funny!

 

[Erzengel]

I'm offended by his custom title Hypes #1 Jerk for several reasons.

I like to think I did the legwork but the fact that I can't name one thing he's done in his mere 255 posts to even be warranted a jerk. Secondly there is a #1 Jerk on these boards.

 

[Cyrusbales]

well I have sat on my balls recently,ouch.

 

[JStorm]

Had I been kicked in the balls, I would have kept it a secret.

Also, jerk status only comes when 3/10 of one's post are qouted and responded with :jerk:.

 

[BRUTAL]

I'm offended by his custom title Hypes #1 Jerk for several reasons.

I like to think I did the legwork but the fact that I can't name one thing he's done in his mere 255 posts to even be warranted a jerk. Secondly there is a #1 Jerk on these boards.

I don't think someone can self-proclaim to be a #1 anything. I was the Hype's Official Bartender for a while only because I was stated to be so. Plus, I don't think there can be a #1 Jerk, I think that is a group effort...

 

[Kaleb]

this thread is like been kicked in the balls

 

[Prognosticator]

when did McCheese proclaim himself #1 jerk?


oh, and my fiance's dog halfway jumped in me a week or two ago and her paws landed on my junk...it almost hurt...*??*

 

[Mayor_McCheese]

when did McCheese proclaim himself #1 jerk?


oh, and my fiance's dog halfway jumped in me a week or two ago and her paws landed on my junk...it almost hurt...*??*

Almost?.. He could probably jump all he wanted and still it wouldn't hurt

 

[Selene]

*Steps out of thread*

 

[Crimson_L]

Never, I'm no jerk.

 

[PLAS]

I honestly don't remember when, but it probably hurt like hell

 

[Lord Valumart]

today....i was running and my jacket pocket full of £27 worth of change smacked me right in the nuts

 

[X-Chick]

I'm offended by his custom title Hypes #1 Jerk for several reasons.

I like to think I did the legwork but the fact that I can't name one thing he's done in his mere 255 posts to even be warranted a jerk. Secondly there is a #1 Jerk on these boards.

I vote for Kritish.

 

[Fran]

Kritish is the Hype!'s #1 Ass.

And the Hype's *******.

 

[Erzengel]

I vote for Kritish.

Kritish isn't an a'hole. It's like he is trying really hard to offend people for attention.

But if you are an a'hole and funny while being subtle.

If you are an a'hole, unfunny and trying desperately to convince everyone you are.

 

[BRUTAL]

Kritish isn't an a'hole. It's like he is trying really hard to offend people for attention.

But if you are an a'hole and funny while being subtle.

If you are an a'hole, unfunny and trying desperately to convince everyone you are.

Erz I know what you're thinking... and YES you should make a poll thread for the Hype's #1 A'Hole... go now...

 

[Erzengel]

The winner has already been crowned in my head.

 

[BRUTAL]

The winner has already been crowned in my head.

Um... care to share?

 

[X-Chick]

Erz I know what you're thinking... and YES you should make a poll thread for the Hype's #1 A'Hole... go now...

I was thinking that also. I miss the real *******s of the Hype, like kritic and Jake.

 

[BRUTAL]

Sorry there is only one true ******* of the Hype and that is that.

 

[Erzengel]

Jake is funny though and he didn't have to try so hard in a way that's like "Hey look at me".

 

[X-Chick]

Jake is funny though and he didn't have to try so hard in a way that's like "Hey look at me".

Jake and I notoriously hated each other, though I never really hated him at all. I thought he was funny, though sometimes he was too much of an attention ****e.