Which NPC would you like to play as?

[Silvermoth]

ill go first. Captain blubber from banjo kazooie

 

[OutOfBoose]

Helga von Burlow from Return to Castle Wolfenstein. The game would be a strategy simulator akin to Theme Hospital or Dungeon Keeper, only you need to recruit and raise super-hot female soldiers "Elite Guard". You go around, barking orders, building barracks, training complexes and stuff like that. Send your troops to missions for the glory of Third Reich and papa Hitler.