Why are mall security guards riding Segways?

[Darthphere]

I mean Jesus, they're already the laziest mother****ers on the planet, why are they riding around like ****ing ******s on Segways? Can you imagine someone snatching your mom's purse and having some dick on a Segway rolling after him. It's so absurd it's funny. How about walk around and get some exercise *******. Eat less mall pretzels and run a little bit more. You look like an idiot.

 

[Immortalfire]

I've wondered that myself. I was in an Atlanta mall not long ago, and Segway patrol was all over the place.

 

[Darthphere]

I've wondered that myself. I was in an Atlanta mall not long ago, and Segway patrol was all over the place.

The fact they wear helmets is the cherry on the top. Seriously, I don't know what to say. I mean, they say Japan is weird, but they must look at us sometimes with a "WTF?" face all the time.

 

[Nirvana]

I voted Jag...he's the evil son of a ***** behind the plot of mall security guards riding segways. He must be stopped!

 

[Immortalfire]

The fact they wear helmets is the cherry on the top. Seriously, I don't know what to say. I mean, they say Japan is weird, but they must look at us sometimes with a "WTF?" face all the time.

For real, how fast do those things go? Like half a mile per two hours?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

The fact they wear helmets is the cherry on the top. Seriously, I don't know what to say. I mean, they say Japan is weird, but they must look at us sometimes with a "WTF?" face all the time.

Sometimes they do it all of the time.

 

[DDS]

I mean Jesus, they're already the laziest mother****ers on the planet, why are they riding around like ****ing ******s on Segways? Can you imagine someone snatching your mom's purse and having some dick on a Segway rolling after him. It's so absurd it's funny. How about walk around and get some exercise *******. Eat less mall pretzels and run a little bit more. You look like an idiot.

I agree. Unless your disabled and for some reason refuse to get a wheelchair, segways FTL.

 

[The Lizard]

One step closer to the world of blubberous fatsos in hover-chairs depicted in WALL-E...

 

[IRON_Lad]

lol fatass

 

[Mee]

It's so they can get in epic high speed pursuits with terrorists in golf-carts!


I should make movies.

 

[Darthphere]

It's so they can get in epic high speed pursuits with terrorists in golf-carts!


I should make movies.

Indeed.

 

[Darthphere]

Sometimes they do it all of the time.

My anger is hindering my grammar.

 

[DDS]

One step closer to the world of blubberous fatsos in hover-chairs depicted in WALL-E...

lol fatass

But isn't it SO MUCH WORK to turn the gas-handle?!

 

[PyroChamber]

There's a few policeman downtown that ride segways, I guess because no one could afford one (or even want one) they decided to give them to the policemen.

 

[bunk]

The only place I've ever even seen them is at the airport, piloted by actual police officers. The mall guards I've seen would probably be too old.... poor guys.

Anyway, all I think of when I hear the word Segway, is Gob from Arrested Development. That time he was on the construction site trying to make it go over the ground had me in tears.

 

[Mike_D202]

I mean Jesus, they're already the laziest mother****ers on the planet, why are they riding around like ****ing ******s on Segways? Can you imagine someone snatching your mom's purse and having some dick on a Segway rolling after him. It's so absurd it's funny. How about walk around and get some exercise *******. Eat less mall pretzels and run a little bit more. You look like an idiot.

Were you raped by a mall security guard or something?

Seriously its probably a requirement, they dont go very fast down the road but in a mall they could probably get to a situation faster than speed-walking.

 

[The Evolutionist]

Were you raped by a mall security guard or something?

Seriously its probably a requirement, they dont go very fast down the road but in a mall they could probably get to a situation faster than speed-walking.

Which is why people run. I've kept up with one of those things, and I am nowhere near the pinnacle of physical fitness.

 

[Darthphere]

Were you raped by a mall security guard or something?

Seriously its probably a requirement, they dont go very fast down the road but in a mall they could probably get to a situation faster than speed-walking.

Yes, I could see how a Segway, in a crowded mall would be faster.

 

[Twin2]

Yes, I could see how a Segway, in a crowded mall would be faster.

If someone could photo shop a segway into the blue's brothers mall scene right now I could die happy.

 

[IRON_Lad]

Now I wish I had a segway...

 

[Mee]

Indeed.

How about this-


Gerard Butler and Christian Bale in...

Seg-Wars

Coming Soon

 

[Darthphere]

How about this-


Gerard Butler and Christian Bale in...

Seg-Wars

Coming Soon

"THIS IS SEGWAY!"

and

"Where is my Segway!"

-"I swear to God I don't know!"

"Swear to me!"

 

[Mee]

"As a man, I'm flesh and blood, I can be destroyed. But on a Segway? On a Segway I can be everlasting."

 

[bunk]

"Why Segways, Master Wayne?"

"Segways frighten me". "It's time my enemies share my dread".

 

[Darthphere]

"As a man, I'm flesh and blood, I can be destroyed. But on a Segway? On a Segway I can be everlasting."

"Why do we fall?"