Why are mall security guards riding Segways?

[Mee]

"Wull you be wanting the Segway Suh?"


"In the middle of the day Alfred? Not very subtle."

 

[Darthphere]

I love the Hype too much sometimes.

 

[bunk]

"Wull you be wanting the Segway Suh?"


"In the middle of the day Alfred? Not very subtle."

Alright, now THAT'S pretty hilarious.

 

[Darthphere]

"Wull you be wanting the Segway Suh?"


"In the middle of the day Alfred? Not very subtle."

I'm awarding you the internet.

 

[Anubis Raptor]

I'm awarding you the internet.

lol

 

[The Shadow]

It's so they can get in epic high speed pursuits with terrorists in golf-carts!


I should make movies.

Lol! Probably

 

[The Evolutionist]

"Why do we fall?"

"We don't, unless the battery dies."

 

[Starbird]

I vote gay for security guards riding Segways.

THEY CAN CHANGE THE WORLD!

..into even more fat***** around the world, because fast food eating, anti-exercise people are too lazy too walk.

The world is such a sad place

 

[Nirvana]

"Why Segways, Master Wayne?"

"Segways frighten me". "It's time my enemies share my dread".

"Wull you be wanting the Segway Suh?"


"In the middle of the day Alfred? Not very subtle."

These two quotes are absolutely hilarious!

 

[tzarinna]

Perfect, I'd love to join in the rant. I was irritated as **** as I was attempting to exit a museum at closing time, this huge security woman sitting on her ass telling people to use the door on the left where she was sitting. Now my hearing is going and she had such a nasty attitude about the ****. How about a sign four doors down for people that really are deaf stating not to exit through those doors since you're so ****ing lazy, *****.

 

[Darthphere]

Perfect, I'd love to join in the rant. I was irritated as **** as I was attempting to exit a museum at closing time, this huge security woman sitting on her ass telling people to use the door on the left where she was sitting. Now my hearing is going and she had such a nasty attitude about the ****. How about a sign four doors down for people that really are deaf stating not to exit through those doors since you're so ****ing lazy, *****.

Was she on a Segway?

 

[tzarinna]

No, but lazy.

 

[Mee]

The horror!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I just saw a cop on a Segway yesterday, but they have a plastic shell "saddle bag" on each side, like on a Harley Davidson...so they look bad-ass.
And he was on the sidewalk, and turned, and was looking at some flowers, Hahaha

 

[Groovetopia]

The security gaurds in the malls here have been using them as well as the normal police up town. I will admit that the segway cops are a little more bad ass than the standard daisy dukes wearing bike cops.

 

[Mee]

 

[IRON_Lad]

lmfao

 

[IRON_Lad]

lmfao

 

[Mee]

I missed this thread.

 

[Darthphere]

You missed me.

 

[Mee]

Now I want for nothing.

 

[mrvlknight21]

My wife and I saw them at our mall a few days ago...freaking ridiculous.

 

[terry78]

Since the obvious retort is that someone can walk faster than a Segway, someone is making a mint off these things.