Why do you do that? or The Strange Behavioral Quirks or Unusual Habits Thread

[knowsbleed]

Aw, that's cute. My black cat does like to snuggle with me like a teddy bear sometimes. He'll nudge his nose on my face and just hunker in. The others just like to sleep on top of me for some odd reason. At certain times I will be covered in cats.

I poke myself in the stomach.

Stop that.

 

[Fading]

Stop that.

By covered in cats, she means she slaughters stray alley cats, and bathes in their blood. She's really been into Skyrim lately, and has a psychotic serial killer jester as a partner in the game. I think it's finally got to her.

 

[Godzilla2000]

By covered in cats, she means she slaughters stray alley cats, and bathes in their blood. She's really been into Skyrim lately, and has a psychotic serial killer jester as a partner in the game. I think it's finally got to her.

Exactly!

But no, seriously I have four cats and three of them like to lay on me when I'm sleeping so I have cats draped all over me at night, save the black cat who is too big to squeeze in with all of them on me.

 

[knowsbleed]

By covered in cats, she means she slaughters stray alley cats, and bathes in their blood. She's really been into Skyrim lately, and has a psychotic serial killer jester as a partner in the game. I think it's finally got to her.

Exactly!

But no, seriously I have four cats and three of them like to lay on me when I'm sleeping so I have cats draped all over me at night, save the black cat who is too big to squeeze in with all of them on me.

How normal is it that I find the latter post to creep me out more than the former?

 

[Godzilla2000]

How normal is it that I find the latter post to creep me out more than the former?

Oh pshaw! They're just cats sitting on me. What's so creepy about that?

 

[steintym]

Sometimes I'm too lazy to flip back and forth through the newspaper to read the continuation of a column, I'll just read everything on the front page then start going through the paper and read the rest of each column.

 

[knowsbleed]

Oh pshaw! They're just cats sitting on me. What's so creepy about that?

What do you hate and hates you back?

Imagine a bunch of those sleeping on you.

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