Why the hell are they telling me these things?

[Master Chief]

"I want faster internet."

"I want more previews."

"I want more movies."

"I want cheaper phone calls."

This family appears every once in a f**king while in my window and they ask me (ME!!) those things! What the hell am I supposed to do about it? Go to a goddamn company that offers those services. I want them to go away. It irritates me when they ask me things I cannot do, and couldn't care less about.

The daughter is hot though.

Hot for the win.

 

[tzarinna]

That's not your window, that's the telly. Silly.

 

[Noir]

Thats no Windows..

This is a window.

 

[knowsbleed]

Its because they want to steal your awesomeness. You must guard it like it was your virginity.

 

[Valorman]

i was thinking the EXACT SAME THING seven minutes ago. GOD i hate that family so much.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

They think Mister Chief can accomplish anything.

Needy ****ing ****es.

 

[jaguarr]

Its because they want to steal your awesomeness. You must guard it like it was your virginity.

Well, that's a fine thing to say to a man-****e.

jag

 

[Spade]

So he should guard it like it was an STD?

 

[rdh007]

The daughter is hot though.

Hot for the win.

This thread is useless without pics.

 

[Master Chief]

Yeah... well... you're useless just coz!

 

[ang_hulk]

were is this window?

 

[Master Chief]

I have 2 windows in my room.

They look in through the second one.

 

[Kritish]

Master Chief, are you off of your medications again?

 

[Master Chief]

I'm on no medz brah.

I want a gas mask like in your avatar though, it'll be funner to play nuclear radiation fallout around the house with real props.

 

[Socrates]

Master Chief, are you off of your medications again?

Medication or not, there's not much of a difference.

 

[knowsbleed]

Your A/C looks pretty damn awesome. I'd hit it.

 

[imdaly]

Your A/C looks pretty damn awesome. I'd hit it.

Careful. It looks underage.


This AC shouldn't give you any problems, though:

 

[Master Chief]

Medication or not, there's not much of a difference.

I think meds would conform my thoughts. Down to chemical balancing!

Your A/C looks pretty damn awesome. I'd hit it.

Werd.

I was offered an upgrade to a newer model. Had a digital readout, and remote and everything, was really sexy, but I passed on it.

Bros b4Hos.

 

[LeChuck]

"I want faster internet."

"I want more previews."

"I want more movies."

"I want cheaper phone calls."

This family appears every once in a f**king while in my window and they ask me (ME!!) those things! What the hell am I supposed to do about it? Go to a goddamn company that offers those services. I want them to go away. It irritates me when they ask me things I cannot do, and couldn't care less about.

The daughter is hot though.

Hot for the win.

This is why you stop answering to the name "Best Buy".

 

[Noir]

Pics or didn't happen.

 

[LeChuck]

Pics or didn't happen.

I don't think you can take pictures/videotape your hallucinations. If you could, think how much more awesome Youtube would be.