Why was cabin fever made?

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Its so horrible just so bad. The writing is so bad. Why Eli Roth do you keep making movies.:confused: There some werid kid doing kung fu and yelling pan cakes and bit a guy. This movie is so bad.
 
It was on the sci-fi channel today.
I dunno, it was alright, but i've seen it so many times now that i hate it.
But that one part is still funny..

"What the hell is that?"
"Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels."
"Why would you wanna kill squirrels?"
"'Cause they're gay."
"Don't be a f**king ******."
"I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill 'em either way."
 
Its on sci fi right now. Theres nothing else on so im going to watch this but its so bad.
 
I can see it now. "hey Eli we should have a kid do kung fu in the movie" " But we have to have him say something" "How about Pancakes" "Thats a great idea".
 
They just had a badly made shootout. Also Uwe bolls movies are much better than this trash.No wonder its on the sci fi channel.
 
Someone just got in the head with a guitar in a really lame way.
 
The movie feels more like a supplement to 80 slasher flicks than an actual film, but hey it has Shawn from Boy Meets World, at least the boy's still working, I thought he died from ODing like Kel :(
 
Movies205 said:
The movie feels more like a supplement to 80 slasher flicks than an actual film, but hey it has Shawn from Boy Meets World, at least the boy's still working, I thought he died from ODing like Kel :(


Rider Strong.:( :up:
 
xwolverine2 said:
why was uwe boll born?
To direct Batman & Robin. Unfortunately that never happened. :(
 
Movies205 said:
The movie feels more like a supplement to 80 slasher flicks than an actual film, but hey it has Shawn from Boy Meets World, at least the boy's still working, I thought he died from ODing like Kel :(
Which Kel is this.Also this movie has the worst ending ever.
 
I almost watched it but turned it to "MSNBC Investigates" instead.
 
This is a love it or hate it movie. I saw it in theaters and imo, it is a great flick. 9/10. Great horror-comedy. I've sen the movie twice (I think) since then, as well as the first two commentary tracks.

:( unfortually I let some guys at school borrow the DVD and now it's all scratched and dirty. I plan on watching it again on my 19th B-day, Sept 5th. Wonder if I'll still like it.
 
I doubt Uwe would have shots of Batman and Robin's ass or 'nipples' on the suits.
 
Honestly, gotta put it this way... I love any and all kinds of horror movies. I'm obsessed with B-movies. I use to watch MST3K religiously, and I personally own probably hundreds of old and new b-movies on DVD and video. I basically live off the whole genre, and the ****tier a movie is the more likely I am to love it for its cheesiness. :o

But Cabin Fever just... sucks. It's just unbelievably obnoxious, cheap, and comes across like the "director" of the film made the movie by vomiting out elements of Evil Dead and Night of the Living Dead and haphazardly stirring them together... the only tiny bit of originality being the "pancakes" scene, which is about the lamest thing I've ever witnessed. :p ;)
 
enterthemadness said:
I doubt Uwe would have shots of Batman and Robin's ass or 'nipples' on the suits.
no......... they would be wearing assless chaps
 
If you thought Cabin Fever was hilarious, you should've watched Hostel.
 
xwolverine2 said:
no......... they would be wearing assless chaps
Hahahahaha :D so true. :(
 
Cabin Fever was made for people who understand that every movie doesn't have to be the most brilliant, evocative, deftly-crafted thing in the world.

1.) The animation in Finding Nemo is super-welldone. You can go to a gourmet restaurant, spend $100 per person, and actually think it was WORTH it because the food was indescribably good!

2.) The animation on Gumby sucks ass. You can go to McDonald's and get a "Big Mac" the size of a Hockey puck and some luke-warm, greasy fries.


Some people, at times, actually prefer the inept charm of 2.) I am one of them. Don't let it keep you up at night.
 

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