Woman sues airline over *********ing man

[Kidthor]

Hahahahahaah Roflmao Pmsl Hahahahah Hahahahaha

 

[Gilpesh]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Why would she sue the airline?

They could have stopped the whole thing from happening or even been a little more helpful after the fact.

And if the guy is someone who would jerk off onto a sleeping woman on a plane... he's probably not going to have much money.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

If I had the urge to jerk off, I'd do it in the bathroom!! Thats why theres bathrooms on the freaking plane, idiot.

 

[TLH]

If I had the urge to jerk off, I'd do it in the bathroom!! Thats why theres bathrooms on the freaking plane, idiot.

Oh come on, you wouldn't prefer to **** some 20 year old?

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Oh come on, you wouldn't prefer to **** some 20 year old?

well if she felt comfortable with it and give me a hand... yeah but I wouldn't want to upset her if she wanted to send to jail

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Because it came out of nowhere.

technically it came out from somewhere.

 

[Warhammer]

He crossed the line. He came too far.

 

[TLH]

He crossed the line. He came too far.

 

[TNC9852002]

Pics?

-TNC

 

[dolfan55aj]

Dumbass...

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

 

[Omega Wizard]

lol

 

[Addendum]

 

[Little_Tokyo]

perhaps the guy should sue the woman for giving him "uncontrollable" urges to beat off to her!!!

 

[BatSpider]

 

[Golgo-13]

I find it curious that she had semen in her hair already, but the guy was still beating off. Unless he was on his second round.......

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

He was probably beating himself off the entire plane ride lols

 

[Golgo-13]

Which explains why he did it on the plane in this first place; he had a severe case of blue balls.

 

[muertevilla]

a true jedi would have got video of his triumph on his camera phone using his free hand....pfft...amateurs.

 

[TLH]

 

[Remy LeBeau X3]

that is so sick, why the hell would he do that? i mean you seriously cannot wait. this actually happened at my school one time too except the guy didn't get it on a sleeping chick. he sat in the row next to me with his book in his lap, and he would constantly open and close it and whenever i'd look over for a second, he'd give me a creepy look. it became very obvious, and our teacher had to escort him out of the room. disgusting.

 

[The Apocalypse]

that is so sick, why the hell would he do that? i mean you seriously cannot wait. this actually happened at my school one time too except the guy didn't get it on a sleeping chick. he sat in the row next to me with his book in his lap, and he would constantly open and close it and whenever i'd look over for a second, he'd give me a creepy look. it became very obvious, and our teacher had to escort him out of the room. disgusting.

 

[kane9321]

that is so sick, why the hell would he do that? i mean you seriously cannot wait. this actually happened at my school one time too except the guy didn't get it on a sleeping chick. he sat in the row next to me with his book in his lap, and he would constantly open and close it and whenever i'd look over for a second, he'd give me a creepy look. it became very obvious, and our teacher had to escort him out of the room. disgusting.

gawd

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Well I hoped the teacher let him finish first.

 

[Remy LeBeau X3]

i think he may of because as it became obvious he was jerking around a lil bit and sighed. that kind of gave the teacher the idea to get him outta there. i know, maybe too much detail, but it was so bad! after that day when i'd seem him he'd look at me and turn away really fast. creepy!