Plane lands due to flatulence

[Immortalfire]

"Flatulence on a Plane"

"I'm tired of the motherf***ing farts on the motherf***ing plane!"

 

[Fran]

I like you, fire.

Not-like-that, though...

 

[Gotendbz-2]

Well....... that was incredibly random!

 

[Immortalfire]

I like you, fire.

Not-like-that, though...

S'alright.

 

[Darthphere]

"Flatulence on a Plane"

This is why your application was denied.

 

[Gotendbz-2]

Beast Boy cracks jokes too you know.

 

[Fran]

"Flatulence on a Plane"

 

[Gotendbz-2]

I feel like Peter Parker..... Nobody likes my jokes...

 

[The Apatow Crew]

The things women will go these days to get something covered.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Ok, who motherf**king farted, on this motherf**king plane!

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I feel like Peter Parker..... Nobody likes my jokes...

Aunt May used to laugh at your jokes, until she discovered your secret..

 

[DorkyFresh]

at least she didn't like the match THEN fart...

...that could've potentially been a worse situation.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

at least she didn't like the match THEN fart...

...that could've potentially been a worse situation.

I thought of that.

Couldn't she have just blamed a dog.





















(I know that this plan has many flaws. )

 

[Kritish]

So you can be kick off a plane for lighting a match?

 

[Drakon]

You guys are bastards. Once again, I give you comedic gold.

 

[jaguarr]

Hey, at least she didn't try to open a window.

jag

 

[Gotendbz-2]

You guys are bastards. Once again, I give you comedic gold.

Why thank you! At least someone likes my jokes.

 

[Bat Attack]

"Nothing like a bad case of gas!"

 

[BRUTAL]

"I'm tired of the motherf***ing farts on the motherf***ing plane!"

...

I lolled

 

[Drakon]

Why thank you! At least someone likes my jokes.

I was actually refering to my joke.

This story is definately a cut above the rest.

 

[Kritish]

This is airport security at it's finest.

 

[muertevilla]

new idea for a movie...Farts on a Plane

 

[muertevilla]

nevermind...my joke is too late

 

[Deuce]

"Thank you for choosing American Airlines, we hope you enjoy your flight. Please buckle up securely as we plan to take off soon. Turn off your laptops and all other electronic devices at this time. Should you feel the need to fart, feel free to avail yourself of the available resources, including the scent-collection paper bag, to trap and contain any expulsions. Beano can be found in the compartment behind the seat in front of you, and check under your seat for Wet Wipes if things get out of hand. Thank you, enjoy your flight."