X-Rated Font Used on 3rd Grade Handouts

[Crooklyn]

Times Herald-Record:

September 18, 2006
Monroe — Some Monroe-Woodbury School District parents received an unexpected refresher course in the ABCs of sex last week.

An inappropriate font inadvertently was used as the cover sheet for a third-grade spelling curriculum at Pine Tree Elementary School in Monroe. The font depicts male and female stick figures contorted into various kinky positions to form the letters of the alphabet.

The spelling packet was handed out to parents of third-graders, not the students, at an open house. School officials noticed the tawdry font after receiving a few calls from concerned parents and immediately sent a letter home to parents apologizing for the mistake on Friday.

Administrators said the teacher who used the font did not do so intentionally or maliciously.

There's a picture attached, of the actual handout, if you click on the link above. It's nothing too bad, it's basically just stick figures in provocative positions. Some of the letters are hilarious though. t:

What I don't get is how they simply write it off as a simple accident. That font isn't exactly pre-installed into a computer...

 

[Fran]

LOL! That's awesome.

 

[The Riddler]

i see nothing wrong.

 

[HellOnEarth]

You see nothing wrong my ass.

 

[Assassin]

C's gotta huge penis..

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

K is my favorite

 

[The Kid]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I want that font.

A is the best letter.

 

[webhead731]

Took me a second to exactly see what was in each picture but that's nasty.

 

[Equint77]

N looks crazy....

 

[The Riddler]

You see nothing wrong my ass.

oh, i see a lot wrong with your ass.

it's shaped irregularly; how do you sit?

 

[Crooklyn]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I want that font.

Look what I found:

(click on image)


I'm using this on Valentine's Day.

 

[Jerry]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I want that font.

A is the best letter.

Yeah I bet A is your favorite letter. It has two guys making out.

 

[.M.D.]

I'm using that font for everything here on out.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

this teacher knew exactly what he was doing.

 

[Axid]

8=====D It's the spaceshuttle Atlantis...I swear...

 

[7Hells]

Im betting, if it was a mistake, he thought it was just letters made out of people.
OH! letters made out like a bunch of children how cute!

 

[bunk]

H is such a ****e.

 

[Sofa]

Im betting, if it was a mistake, he thought it was just letters made out of people.
OH! letters made out like a bunch of children how cute!

Probably.

Loser.

 

[oakzap425]

...That is just too funny for words...

 

[kane9321]

this is so wrong..teacher should be punished

 

[Clouseau]

Look what I found:

(click on image)


I'm using this on Valentine's Day.

hahaha... some of the numbers are even better than the letters! look at number 9! t:

 

[The Kid]

Yeah I bet A is your favorite letter. It has two guys making out.

Only cool dudes make out with each other man. :heart:

 

[November Rain]

I'm normally quite liberal about certain things but this seems a little over the top...

I don't know how old third graders are supposed to be but even for me in the workplace, if someone handed me an official document with that on, I wouldn't find it so amusing.

There's a time and a place for it...but that wasn't one of them...

on the plus side, the creator of the font is fairly imaginative...

 

[dpm07]

That is awesome! I have to find this alphabet to download.

 

[Avalanche]

Lmao, the best font ever. If slightly impractical.

Oh dear. The post above me. Someone is getting banned.