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Yeah.. so we have an escaped monkey running around...

Escaped from where?

While I hate to be a Debbie Downer as I'm sure this was just meant in humour, I would say be cautious. Monkeys are cute, but they can also be vicious little b******s. I was reading an article recently about a woman attacked by a monkey kept as a pet by one of her friends...what it did to her face was quite horrific.
 
Was the monkey hurling barrels at plumbers by any chance?
 
Escaped from where?

While I hate to be a Debbie Downer as I'm sure this was just meant in humour, I would say be cautious. Monkeys are cute, but they can also be vicious little b******s. I was reading an article recently about a woman attacked by a monkey kept as a pet by one of her friends...what it did to her face was quite horrific.
We've been hearing about this for a while. They've been showing pictures on the news and everything.
Was the monkey hurling barrels at plumbers by any chance?
No. Well not yet. But I wish.
 
Careful he doesn't chew your face off. Please PM me if you catch word of where its at, the Junta could use a member with the monkey's talents.
 
If you walk around a corner and get hit in the face with poop. I think you may have found it.
 
Yeah, I keep hearing about this on the radio...it's always another sighting of this infamous monkey. lol.
 

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