The Hero
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C.F. Kane said:
Elijya said:![]()
The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie.
Zev said:![]()
Professor X: How nice of you to join us tonight and add COLOR to these monochromatic proceedings!
Storm: Well when a fella comes back from the dead, I find that an occasion to STAND UP and be counted!
Professor X: Miss East informs me that you were expectin' to see General McGrath here. Well, I knew him years ago, but I haven't seen him in a COON's age!
Storm: Well, I can see where it'd be difficult for a man of your stature to keep in touch with even HALF the people you know.
Professor X: Well, perhaps the lovely Miss East will keep you from bein' a SLAVE to your disappointment!
Storm: Well, you know beautiful women; they encourage you one minute, and CUT THE LEGS OUT from under you the next!
ANTHONYNASTI said:![]()
HEATH LEDGER - Evening, Officer. I don't have to introduce myself, do I? You read the papers. This being an election year, you've seen plenty of my picture. You know what I can do. And I'm doing you, Hartigan. Cold and hard, I'm doing you.
Elijya said:![]()
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Zev said:![]()
"I aim to misbehave."
Flash Fearless said:![]()
Ducard: I'm not even supposed to be here today!
ANTHONYNASTI said:![]()
"You know what have we learned here today? Perhaps it's that no one can take your mojo. You can look around all you want, but what you're really trying to find is on the inside. Take care of yourself, and each other."
wiegeabo said:![]()
"The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen..."
[drops one of the tablets]
"Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!"
C.F. Kane said:![]()
All the dude ever wanted was his rug back
gvcool2 said:![]()
Ghandi: 'you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get the women'
WeaponZ2 said:![]()
Dante:Ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Randal: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Dante: Yeah.
Randal: Wow, that's messed up.
Jack Bauer said:![]()
Vader: Christ! Enough about your mother! I killed that ***** 20 years ago and she still won't shut up!
I admit it's a little unfair to put one of my own in,but damn it,I liked that one.The Hero said:![]()
Merrin: We're running short on skin. We'll need to harvest more lesbians.

bored said:I saw Lee post this in Community. Use it when interrupting arguments.
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