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Zev said:
Fact: Darkseid was created in 1970.

Fact: Clancy Brown, the voice of Lex Luthor in the Superman cartoon, was eleven at the time.

Ho.

Lee.

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You just blew my ****ing mind. :wow:
 
Zev, I have found the perfect book for you:

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Wild Women! Lurid Adventures! Shocking Desires! And A Lot Of Filing.
The story your mother never told you--printed here for your own good.


Lois Lenz was like any other wholesome former cheerleader with a knack for office skills--until she took a job at Sather & Sterling in bustling Bay City. Spending her days in the cut-throat typing pool and her nights at the all-women's residence of Magdalena Arms, Lois had no idea she was entering a world of working girls whose passionate desires--and fabulous fashion sense--could lead any innocent lamb astray...

Netta--serious and smart, she's unlike any woman Lois has known...

Maxie--The height of society fashion, and girls are so very in style...

Pamela--Lois's old high school Pep Squad pal certainly has changed...

Miss Gill--the office manager has secrets and plenty of file cabinets to keep them in...

Dolly--an actress whose martini shaker is as busy as her love life...

Mrs. Pierson--"The hyena," Lois's boss, her office is a place of hard work and private dictation...

And many more!

Lois Lenz--she was a good girl a long way from home about to discover that not everything is what it seems, navy is a bad suit choice, and love can bloom in the strangest of places...
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Forget Zev, this is the perfect book period.
 
I laughed at this a lot harder than I probably should've:

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I feel weid pimping in such a holy place, but my soul left me long ago, so here it goes:

I've been writing a webcomic for a while now, and it's finally gotten it's own website. It's something I'm proud of, and the opinions of the whole Mondo Funky Gang mean the world to me, so check it out if you want to.

Here's the description:

Set in such exiting locals as the comic book store, the office, and the Featureless White Void, Awesomataz is (mostly) the saga of Ted, Gary, Emoly, Torgo, Steve The *****ebag, and a ghost train who also happens to be a porn star, among others.
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Epic, I know.

If you like the Smoke Manmuscle comics, I've already written two comic book-length stories (including the one teased at the end of Vertigo) which you can read once I get around to launching the Smoke site.

Willem Dafoe thanks you for your time.
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edit: Oh, and The Question and MaskedManJRK do some guest-writing, too.
 
The Hero said:
Suprise!
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I don't know. The Buffy/Doctor Who combo is pretty damn nerdy. That's just an AMV with a really nerdy song.


Now, if somebody wrote an issue of Marvel Team Up featuring Deadpool and Tenacious D, that would be much nerdier. Also sex-tastic.
 
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