You are cool enough for the Exclusive The Hero, The Question, Zev & C.F. Kane thread

[The Hero]

Can I see this movie NOW, please?

Drill bra!

 

[The Hero]

And they say all remakes suck.

Snow honeys.

 

[Zev]

 

[The Question]

How did this movie not win any acadamy awards?

 

[C.F. Kane]

How di this movie not win ny acadamy awards?

Rosie O'Donnell?

 

[The Question]

Rosie O'Donnell?

Dude. The BC-52's. That alone outshines O'Donnell's crappiness.

 

[Dragmire]

It was a BED-rock lobsterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[C.F. Kane]

The main thing I remember from that movie was the horror of seeing a guy buried in concrete. That killed my childhood glee proper fast.

 

[The Hero]

I don't know what's worse, the fact that this exists, or that there's a Wikipedia article about it

 

[The Hero]

The Dresden Dolls rock out to Kermit The Frog

'Nuff said.

 

[The Hero]

Oh, the brutal sexuality

 

[bored]

Jesus, it's even better like this.

It's beautiful.

 

[Twin2]

Why endzone celebration should be left to the professionals.

Edit: Finally a movie that proves the existence of a higher power.

 

[Elijya]

Hero, I think I have your new favorite website: Fundies Say the Darndest Things www.fstdt.com

 

[The Hero]

You've just given me the greatest Christmas present of my life.

 

[Elijya]

I've been meaning to show it to you for months

 

[The Hero]

"Biblical spanking"!

Love the new title. It fits.

Eli, do you remember that Mary-Jane comic you posted a long while ago, with Johnny Cash and Batboy? I can't remember if you wrote it yourself, or just got it from another site.

 

[The Hero]

"The founding of the USA in 1976 was the first effort to unify Science and Religion and unify them in a nation under God. But, this godly effort of the founders of the USA began to fade away with the assassination of Abe Lincoln. The motive behind Lincoln’s death seems clear. Darwin’s 1859 theory of evolution is godless and, if promoted worldwide, could remove God from the USA. To expand this promotion, atheistic physicists created another godless theory known as the Big Bang theory. By the 1970s, most US scientists became atheists. But, these atheistic efforts are failing. I say they are failing because human freedom can be proven only if God exists and creates independence in everything in the universe."

So...much...funny...

 

[The Hero]

I'd post this in the CAP Alert thread, but meh.

Neil Gaiman pwns Tom Carder

 

[Varient]

Can I see this movie NOW, please?

Drill bra!

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You'd think the Yakuza would get a clue,.....

 

[Sandman138]

"It does seem rather reaching to say the parent poem (text) presents nudity. I have read lots of poems but never have I seen nudity in a poem."

 

[Themanofbat]

Ha ha... Phoney Bone has 46 more votes than C.F.Kane, yet failed to make the new title...

t: t: t:

 

[The Hero]

How dare you try to break us apart.

 

[The Watchman]

I've been meaning to show it to you for months

I knew you leaned a little to the left...

...even though I think it's perfectly natural to just show it your friends every so often, you know, so they don't forget what it looks like.

 

[SuperFerret]

Love the title, I've never been cool enough for anything exclusive before.


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