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The Hero said:
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Sexual Urges of Men and Women
Author Unknown

"I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. And I never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart. And I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil when it hears the words "I do."
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT???"
So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.
The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on three different, very expensive outfits. She could not decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which I say OK. And then we go to the jewellery department where she gets a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you. She was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this, and you should have seen her face when she said, "I'm ready to go to the cash register."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey, I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face. It went completely blank. I then said, "Really, honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man."
I figure that I won't be having sex again until some time after the Spring of 2008 but godammit it was worth it."
 
hippie_hunter said:
Sexual Urges of Men and Women
Author Unknown

"I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. And I never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart. And I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil when it hears the words "I do."
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT???"
So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.
The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on three different, very expensive outfits. She could not decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which I say OK. And then we go to the jewellery department where she gets a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you. She was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this, and you should have seen her face when she said, "I'm ready to go to the cash register."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey, I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face. It went completely blank. I then said, "Really, honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man."
I figure that I won't be having sex again until some time after the Spring of 2008 but godammit it was worth it."
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God bless you Gregory House, for showing us the way...


To which House would Undoubtably reply "Screw that lazy bastard "God".
 
Hughe Laurie = better than you. He really should have played Perry White like he was origionally set to.
 
I still can't believe Laurie is British... That accent is uncanny!
 
Which is one of the reasons why Hughe Laurie = better than you.
 
Though, I've noticed. House is a good show, but it has one of the most ridiculous concepts for a show I've ever heard. "He's a loose cannon doctor on the edge, who doesn't play by the rules."
 
I know! It's crazy!!
 
Yeah well, its a better concept than "Yet another show where teenagers don't know what they want and sleep around"
 
The Question said:
Though, I've noticed. House is a good show, but it has one of the most ridiculous concepts for a show I've ever heard. "He's a loose cannon doctor on the edge, who doesn't play by the rules."
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Not to mention every episode has at least one "If you give him that treatment,he might die!" "If I don't give it to him,he will die!" moment.Speaking of House...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwIbz9SEzRI
 
The Hero said:
Not to mention every episode has at least one "If you give him that treatment,he might die!" "If I don't give it to him,he will die!" moment.
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Really, the basic plots of each episode are pretty formulaic. It's the sub plots and the characters that make the show good.
 
true. But, can I ask that we kill off Cameron? She just annoys me.
 
Dude I just got the DVD a few months back and I have to say it was a good buy IMO
 
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