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Iron Man needs some of Batman's special spray.
 
The Hero said:
The official trailer to the horror movie event of the year

I'm scared,mommy. :wow:
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I can go one better

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Zev said:
Yes... about how far comic strips have fallen since the heady days of Far Side and Calvin & Hobbes.
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I'll admit it's not very subtle,but the one about gays in the military was spot-on.
 
The Hero said:
The official trailer to the horror movie event of the year

I'm scared,mommy. :wow:
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In my Jesus show, there would be an episode where Jesus teleports into one of those types of church srvices and berates the congrigation and ministry for turning his teachings into the exact kind of close minded, hateful, xenophobic, theocratic bull**** he was trying to get everyone to do away with in the first place. Then, when he leaves, they talk about how they had just been tested by the powers of Satan.
 
The Question said:
In my Jesus show, there would be an episode where Jesus teleports into one of those types of church srvices and berates the congrigation and ministry for turning his teachings into the exact kind of therocratic bull**** he was trying to get everyone to do away with in the first place. Then, when he leaves, they talk about how they had just been tested by the powers of Satan.
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Are you reading battle pope at the moment. It ****ing rules! :word:
 
Yes, I am reading Battle Pope. And yes, it does "****ing rule."
 
The Hero said:
The official trailer to the horror movie event of the year

I'm scared,mommy. :wow:
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....I'm sorry, nothing can top that. It's just...wow.

What 5 year old "needs more out of life."

YOU'RE ****ING FIVE! YOU STILL HAVE NAP TIME AS SCHOOL! SHUT UP!

And "this means war" and camo pants.

Wow...the terrorists really are winning. Because now, our religious groups here are becoming as violent as theirs (oh, ours have always been crazy...but at least they didn't train them to kill people!).
 
The Question said:
In my Jesus show, there would be an episode where Jesus teleports into one of those types of church srvices and berates the congrigation and ministry for turning his teachings into the exact kind of close minded, hateful, xenophobic, theocratic bull**** he was trying to get everyone to do away with in the first place. Then, when he leaves, they talk about how they had just been tested by the powers of Satan.
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Dude, your Jesus show would kick ass. :D
 
hippy fascist said:
I can go one better

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That girl looks like the result some kind of genetic cross-breeding of Liv Tyler and Kate Beckinsale. :huh:
 
Wolverazio said:
What 5 year old "needs more out of life."

YOU'RE ****ING FIVE! YOU STILL HAVE NAP TIME AS SCHOOL! SHUT UP!
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The sad thing is,there's not a five-year-old on earth that talks that way.You can tell that his parents locked him in a room and made him memorize all that.
 
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