Um...
There's my neighbor downstairs who teaches opera lessons (not kidding). She irks me.
An old boss who used to yell at me (and everyone else) a lot. Once he was out a' my life, I went-- "Eh. Not worth thinking about anymore."
A bad break up from wayyy back that hurt like nothing else. But she came to town last year and we had a very cordial breakfast together. She's married. Wish her the best.
An internet stalker-guy who creeps me out. If only there was some kinda internet restraining order...
A troll or two I'm learning to deal with.
Um... Shows and films w/ Chris Katan (and other D-list SNLers) really bug the ***** out of me...
Certain political figures from certain political parties REALLY p*ss me off.
Hmmm... Now, I've really got to think about it...
Oh, wait! Michael Medved! I can't stand Michael Medved-- that guy who rates movies on the basis of their moral fiber! What a tool!
And Wayne LaPierre! The Right Wing Lobbyist for the NRA! Worst human being alive! The guy who argued-- in a talking head segment right after Columbine-- that if GOOD kids had guns too, they could've protected themselves! AHHHH! Okay, HIM I flat out HATE!
And Robert Novak? The reporter who revealed the identity of a CIA agent-- as part and parcel of political payback when that agent's husband talked out against Bush's handling of the Iraq War! Robert Novak-- him, I don't hate-- but I have absolutely NO respect for the man.
And whoever came up with the idea of "Disney Money" and tokens that you have to buy at arcades-- okay, they're jerks.
And the TV executives who canceled QUANTUM LEAP, NOW & AGAIN, ANGEL, FUTURAMA, and a few other shows... I understand WHY they did it, but they make me sad.
And the makers of Olestra? C'mon! A fat substitute that causes "anal leakage"... What's up with THAT? Why? Why? Why? I don't hate you, but... c'mon!
Fox News? Nuff said.
And #1: The guy who, back in the 70's, started putting razor blades in Halloween candy. Now everything's gotta be in wrappers. No carmel apples, homemade popcorn balls, or Rice Krispie Treats! Thanks a lot @$$hole! Thanks for ruining one of the greatest holidays of all time! Sigh... But even they, I realize, must have some issues and probably need some form of therapy and help. But still! What a d*ck!
Ahem...
Y'know? I think that's pretty much it. Really. The rest of you are pretty safe.
ttyl
Dan (Bares No Man Ill Will) Slott