WWWNerdsSuck said:I just wanted to pop in here and straighten a few things out. First of all, our costumed friend here is an NCAA swimmer (proof: http://www.uncw.edu/athletics/2005-06 swimming/jenkinson_matthew.htm), and despite his less than super-hero like physique is assuredly a better athlete/physical specimen than all you board-lurking megadweebs who get off on coming down on some dude's costume job. Get a life already. Second of all, I just find it terribly ironic that almost everyone here are lambasting some guy's costume for a halloween party - playing it off like he's uncool when you're posting on a ****ing superhero message board with names like "spideyboy_1111." real cool man, I'm sure you've gotten laid a thousand times after you successfully argued Spiderman's place in the comic universe.
Whether he had sex or not is irrelevant and secondary to the fact that you nerds haven't and will never. The bottom line is that I've heard the sex coming out of his room, as well as my laundry room - so whether that makes him or his costume cool or not is up for debate but the fact remains, Matthew is out looking badass in his costume while you guys are in here butthole fingering yourselves to each other's lame flaming tactics.
Before you try to disect every piece of diction in this little post, just know I registered only to bring a casual dose of reality to everyone's sense of how cool they are (I won't be returning to ready any follow up messages) and to let it be known that whether Matthew's costume is cool or not - everyone here more than likely is a gigantic ***** reveling in their own little comments on superherohype.com. Great job!
That made me do a spit-take,and there wasn't even anything in my mouth.Ben Urich said:How pathetic:
Ben Urich said:If you take a look at that thread now, you'll see that WWWNerdsSuck was actually the Green Lantern guy defending himself. Dew edited his post, banned the WWWNerd name and gave Banshee a one-week probation.t:
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Ha! I just knew it was something like that.Ben Urich said:If you take a look at that thread now, you'll see that WWWNerdsSuck was actually the Green Lantern guy defending himself. Dew edited his post, banned the WWWNerd name and gave Banshee a one-week probation.t:
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The Hero said:Ha! I just knew it was something like that.
The Hero said:Is it true that StarWarsAgent turned out to be a fake? I'd like to think that he, Banshee, and thealiasman are all part of some complex practical joke on the internet community.
The Hero said:What the hell happened to thealiasman, anyway?
I actually miss that giantess-loving bastard.![]()

Funny story: He once posted a link to one of his freaky transformation hentai sites.Out of some kind of horrible curiosity,I looked around.What I found was the most disgusting/hilarious porn I have ever seen.One comic involved (I swear to God Almighty I am not embellishing one bit) [BLACKOUT]a girl growing a large and phallically-shaped clitoris,which she then used to make sweet buttlove to her girlfriend.[/BLACKOUT]Flexo said:Yeah, what did happen to him?
Maybe he found a forum for his type of person.
Or fell in a very deep hole.
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"fantastic" might be a bit much, but it's certainly better. God, I haven't read that strip in awhile. Alienslovespredator eitherThe Hero said:Holy ****e,his art has gotten fantastic.I've been meaning to catch up on Questionable content.