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[The Hero]

You should just combine all of your ideas into one movie: Alan Moore,Computer Nerd Jesus,and The Joker rocking out to Queen while going on a road trip through the DC universe in Death's car .

I think something in my brain just broke.

 

[Flexo]

You should just combine all of your ideas into one movie: Alan Moore,Computer Nerd Jesus,and The Joker rocking out to Queen while going on a road trip through the DC universe in Death's car .

I think something in my brain just broke.

That's gold! GOLD!

 

[The Question]

You should just combine all of your ideas into one movie: Alan Moore,Computer Nerd Jesus,and The Joker rocking out to Queen while going on a road trip through the DC universe in Death's car .

I think something in my brain just broke.

....that doesn't even work at all.



It's brilliant!

 

[hippie_hunter]

 

[The Hero]

Now THIS is the way to sell a product.

 

[The Hero]

Two actually half-decent deleted scenes from Batman Forever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSp9JVouQsI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtouiimSMe0&mode=related&search=

Let me get this straight: They kept in those stupid battleship and "The Batsignal is not a beeper" scenes, but deleted these?


The WB is run by Satan.

 

[blah]

Those were pretty good. Maybe they didn't put it because the blood message would narrow their target segment further...

 

[The Hero]

Even Schumacher of all people was pissed at how they edited the film into a toy commercial.

 

[Kraven]

Schumacher should be pissed at himself, for making Batman & Robin. I mean Batnipples. Seriously.

 

[Zev]

Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest celebrity couple of ALL time.

 

[The Hero]

It was inevitable.

 

[The Hero]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

There is no god.

 

[The Question]

....that was just painful.

 

[The Question]

This is actaully kind of badass. Gorshin rocked that show.

 

[PaleRider]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

There is no god.

no words can describe that.

 

[Zev]

My idea for a Jesus movie ends with him rocking out to the Beatles.

He'd better end up saying "They're not bigger than me."

 

[The Question]

He'd better end up saying "They're not bigger than me."

Nope. I actually never thought of that possible joke. I just rather liked the song Obladi Obladah.

 

[The Hero]

This is actaully kind of badass. Gorshin rocked that show.

Oh,Gorshin was a badass,no doubt.But even he couldn't top The Romero.

Since we're on the subject of the Riddler,can we talk about one of the worst character designs in television history?

I mean,honestly.....what the ****?

 

[The Hero]

Batman vs. Alien vs. Predator

Arguably more entertaining and competently made than BatmansForever and Batman & Robin combined.

 

[The Question]

I know how you feel.

The real Riddler is a very snappy dresser.



Also, to bring up a (slightly) old subject, I know sort of don't want to see the movie The Fountain. From what I've heard, it conveys a messege that can be described as an optomistic nihilism. It's basically saying that you should be happy if you or a loved one dies because you can always be together in death later on. Which, if you think about it, sounds very very creepy.

 

[Zoken]

Oh, thank God. I thought i was the only one creeped out by the sexually ambigious Riddler in "The Batman"

 

[The Hero]

Also, to bring up a (slightly) old subject, I know sort of don't want to see the movie The Fountain. From what I've heard, it conveys a messege that can be described as an optomistic nihilism. It's basically saying that you should be happy if you or a loved one dies because you can always be together in death later on. Which, if you think about it, sounds very very creepy.

I saw a review calling it one of the worst movies of the year.

In any case,I made this to torture you.

 

[The Question]

I saw a review calling it one of the worst movies of the year.

Well, what I heard of the moral of the story sounds like bad emo poetry to me, so I'm not too surprised. Still, I get movies for free, so I'll probably go see it just to get my own opinion.

In any case,I made this to torture you.

You should have put a see through picture of the hypno toad in there.

 

[The Hero]

Well, what I heard of the moral of the story sounds like bad emo poetry to me, so I'm not too surprised. Still, I get movies for free, so I'll probably go see it just to get my own opinion.

That,and the whole thing looks like a bootleg broadcast over Youtube.

You get movies for free? Explain,and I'll give you this nifty new avatar:

 

[The Question]

That,and the whole thing looks like a bootleg broadcast over Youtube.

Looks pretty cool to me. Visually, that is. I suspect that the reason it's getting bad reveiws is that the director made it for the purpose of making a sci fi movie that makes people think like The Matrix, Star Wars, and 2001 Space Odessy, but he overcompensated and ended up overplaying a philisophical point that's kind of bull**** in the first place.

You get movies for free? Explain,and I'll give you this nifty new avatar:

I work at a movie theater. Job sucks, but free movies, a decent paycheck, and there's a girl who works there who I wouldn't mind getting to know a little better, if you catch my drift.



Also, you do know that I could just take the avatar if I wanted to, right?