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[blksuperman2]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/8725ff2adce8be1c370bcbc370ccf11c63e.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/elijya/random/1780213218a0826b4569eebacaa480012b4.jpg

THat's hilarious

 

[nite-owl]

 

[bored]

Heh, that could be the basis for "Batman vs. Superman".

 

[hippy fascist]

whoever came up with this cartoon/toy line is an absolute genius!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1YsLt8XGQE

 

[The Hero]

That theme song is brilliant.

"We're faster than....CRIME!"

 

[The Hero]

With only eight days until Christmas, I'm sure that some of you are still wondering what to get your worthless loser friends. To help you waste your money wisely, I've written...

The Hero's Holiday Gift Guide Extravagasm


Absolute Sandman

It may cost you, but it'll more than make up for the years of emotional and sexual neglect that special geeky someone is most likely accustomed to. It's also ideal for that special non-geeky someone, as long as the law of Girls Love Sandman still stands. Plus, it's hard cover and massive size makes it an ideal blunt object to swing into a burglar's face in the event of some kind of Home Alone-type situation.

And speaking of the ladies...


Lost Girls

Whether it's for a girlfriend, a female friend who has repeatedly turned down your advances, or that cute pizza girl who won't deliver to your house anymore because you kept answering the door with your pants off, no other gift says "I wish to commit unspeakable and possibly illegal actions with your womanhood as my accomplice" quite like this.

If you plan on buying this for yourself, though, be weary: the book is a little too heavy to be read with one hand without leading to serious wrist trauma, and at 47$ you would probably be better off raiding the nudie bin at you local video store.


The Meat

It's the meat. From Rocky. In action figure form. If you're not feeling a sudden, uncontrollable desire to own this, then you are a hollow shell of a man.


Horny Manatee T-Shirt

Because everone needs one. Everyone!


The Ugliest Batman bust on God's green earth

The ideal gift for that geeky friend who's pissed you off something fierce. Batman's lemon-sucking expression and vacant, soulless eyes express your disapproval of him putting your sister on that upskirt site more than words ever could.


Shanna The She-Devil Bust

For the aforementioned sucky friend. If the unforgiving stare of the Batman bust isn't enough to make him repent, follow these simple instructions:

1. Give him this bust.

2. Suggest that he place it as close to his front door as possible, so that when he brings a woman home "the first thing they'll see is what great taste in art you have".

3. If your friend is familiar with the character, recommend that he spend a few minutes educating her in the rich Shanna The She-Devil lore.

4. Joyfully watch as he never gets laid again.


Scary-ass Stan Lee bust

For the friend who knows he's never getting laid, and just doesn't care anymore.



Have a merry Christ Birthing Day, the most funky of the mondo hypesters!

 

[Flexo]

That's it, Hero. You've been sigged.

 

[The Hero]

Wow...I'm in the same sig as The Perlman.

I'm not worthy.

 

[Flexo]

Wow...I'm in the same sig as The Perlman.

I'm not worthy.

Don't get used to it, or he'll be forced to break your ****. :heart:

 

[The Hero]

I would expect no less.

 

[Elijya]

whoever came up with this cartoon/toy line is an absolute genius!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1YsLt8XGQE

huh, wow, it's not even listed on epguides.com, probably because it was never a series, just a couple of Pilot's Peter Chung of AEon Flux fame worked on it, though
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_Raiders

 

[The Question]

With only eight days until Christmas, I'm sure that some of you are still wondering what to get your worthless loser friends. To help you waste your money wisely, I've written...

The Hero's Holiday Gift Guide Extravagasm


Absolute Sandman

It may cost you, but it'll more than make up for the years of emotional and sexual neglect that special geeky someone is most likely accustomed to. It's also ideal for that special non-geeky someone, as long as the law of Girls Love Sandman still stands. Plus, it's hard cover and massive size makes it an ideal blunt object to swing into a burglar's face in the event of some kind of Home Alone-type situation.

If the law of Girls Love Sandman still stands (which it does, trust me), then wouldn't in help you get laid? A girl would see that you're a geek, but you're a geek with class.

 

[The Hero]

If the law of Girls Love Sandman still stands (which it does, trust me), then wouldn't in help you get laid? A girl would see that you're a geek, but you're a geek with class.

Well, I'd imagine just getting them to read a comic book in the first place would be the main battle.....

 

[The Question]

Well, I'd imagine just getting them to read a comic book in the first place would be the main battle.....

True. But once you do, the book is a pretty good babe magnet. I've yet to try it out myself, but when I do....

 

[The Hero]

I know what it's like.

If you and I ever meet, we should go out and......well, I can't quite articulate it in words, but think Swingers, except with comic books instead of the movie industry.

 

[The Question]

I know what it's like.

If you and I ever meet, we should go out and......well, I can't quite articulate it in words, but think Swingers, except with comic books instead of the movie industry.

Never saw swingers. Anyway, a good place for a comic book geek to get laid is Japan. Nerds practically run that country.

 

[Elijya]

Superman and Bizarro in... Of Mice and Men
(stay after the credits)

 

[The Hero]

Superman and Bizarro in... Of Mice and Men
(stay after the credits)

Believe it or not, that was how Steinbeck originally wanted to end the book. And since we're on the subject...

Superman: Luthor For President trailer

Holy.......I have to see this movie right this second. I mean, Luthor alone...

Pure. Evil.

 

[The Hero]

The "official" website.

The Cast:

Batman...with shades!

Bane...still a better interpretation than in Batman & Robin.

The Joker...scary as ****ing hell, but not in a good way.

Generic Mob Boss...loves that cigar.

Bruce Wayne...watching some really good porn.

Clark Kent...very, very bored.

Lois Lane...trying as hard as she can not to laugh.

 

[Boghen_Moghen]

"Who ever thought a little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?"

 

[Wolfwood]

Doctor Doom's Finest Hour

Guy sure has a lot of cartoon bondage.

 

[hippie_hunter]

 

[hippie_hunter]

Not even the Powerpuff Girls can resist the love of cartoon babe bondage in Japan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5qEvQ4XD4w&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2aGXDdreA4&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl4SVvJwxGk&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEw46-ebnJU&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-g6J8pGT5k&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Cy4bUeqZ4&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSY3Nviu0ts&mode=related&search=

 

[The Hero]

Guy sure has a lot of cartoon bondage.

Yeah, that was...disturbing, to say the least. I was trying to find "The Three Predictions of Doctor Doom" to post here, and that was the best I could find. Just ignore the fact that it was posted by someone who likes watching cartoon women get tyed up, and enjoy the badassatude of Hannah-Barbera Doom

 

[hippie_hunter]

Chris Rock Predicted the Future:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JVlRyH_ivRY