You are cool enough for the Exclusive The Hero, The Question, Zev & C.F. Kane thread

[The Hero]

Nic Cage hates spelling bees.

You're a legend now.

Zev, have you kept track of Billy Jim Bob's Spiritual Journey? Don't tell me it became the greatest cinematic achievement of our time while I wasn't looking.

 

[Darthphere]

Nic Cage hates spelling bees.

 

[The Hero]

Michael Bay has the touch......Michael Bay has the power.

 

[Zev]

Not as good as the original.

 

[The Hero]

This makes me smile...

 

[The Hero]

Say hello to Pretty Persuasions, a villain from New Warriors.


http://www.headinjurytheater.com/nw%20pretty%20****e%20OMG%20no.jpg


And people say there aren't enough positive female role models in comics today. Crazy Stripper Who Kills People With Her Own Horniness > Barbara Gordon. And how do the Warriors defeat such a ruthless, unstoppable villain?


http://www.headinjurytheater.com/nw%20pretty%20****e%20OMG%20Yes%20dont%20stop.jpg


By giving her a killer orgasm. Marvel Boy, you are truly a God among insects. Could you imagine what that mission briefing was like?

Firestorm: So, what are we doing today, Night Thrasher? Saving Earth from Thanos? Going head-to-head with Ultron?

Night Thrasher: Not exactly. I lost a bet with Captain America....again....so it looks like this week we'll be fighting some chick named "Pretty Persuasions".

Speedball: Funny, I got a lap dance form a stripper named that once.

Night Thrasher: Yeah, well, that's the thing. It, uh, seems that she is,uh....an evil stripper who's super-power is making men horny.

Nova: What? We didn't get that.

Night Thrasher: *sigh* She's an evil stripper. And her super-power is making men horny.

Nova: Huh? Her big, special power is having a nice rack? Do you mean to tell me that I went from protecting the universe from unimaginable evil to beating up a **** who's had a lot of plastic surgery?

Night Thrasher: That''s not all. Apparently, she also has the ability to...Dear God, I can't believe I'm saying this out loud...convert her own orgasms into energy weapons.

Speedball: Score!

Firestorm: I....I think I just threw up in my mouth...

Night Thrasher: I'm sorry, everyone.I wish there was some way I could....like I said, I'm sorry. I'm only a man.

Nova: So how do you suggest we defeat the crazy orgasm lady?

Firestorm: Whatever we do, we've bringing some disinfectant, goddammit.

Marvel Boy: I've got it: We come her to death!

Night Thrasher: Dammit, Marvel Boy, have you been huffing paint again?

Marvel Boy: A little, but that that is neither here nor there. What I'm saying is that we wait until she hits me with her orgasm, and a few hours later I'll bounce it right back at her, thus killing the crazy orgasm lady with her own orgasm. Shakespeare would be proud.

Speedball: Hey, who says that you get to be the one she whips with her orgasm?

Marvel Boy: Because it was my idea. Plus, I'm the only one with enough sexual badassitude to handle it. Why do you think the ladies they call me Marvel Boy?

Nova: Well, I was planning on staying home and impaling myself with my helmet, but this sounds like fun too.

Night Thrasher: Alright, Warriors, let's...I'm sorry, but I can't even muster up a battle cry. C'mon, let's just go before Nova kills himself.

Marvel Boy: And they pay me for this.....

 

[The Question]

Best.

Show.

Ever.

 

[The Hero]

Woah! It's just like Power Rangers, but x-treme!

 

[The Question]

They made a live action remake of "The Year Without a Santa Clause." Really, that's all that needs to be said.

 

[The Hero]

They made a live action remake of "The Year Without a Santa Clause." Really, that's all that needs to be said.

NOOOOOO!

Please tell me we at least got to see Cold Miser.

 

[Wolfwood]

They made a live action remake of "The Year Without a Santa Clause." Really, that's all that needs to be said.

John Goodman should only be Santa when he's raging his evil robotic war on Earth.

 

[Wolfwood]

Say hello to Pretty Persuasions, a villain from New Warriors.


http://www.headinjurytheater.com/nw%20pretty%20****e%20OMG%20no.jpg


And people say there aren't enough positive female role models in comics today. Crazy Stripper Who Kills People With Her Own Horniness > Barbara Gordon. And how do the Warriors defeat such a ruthless, unstoppable villain?


http://www.headinjurytheater.com/nw%20pretty%20****e%20OMG%20Yes%20dont%20stop.jpg


By giving her a killer orgasm. Marvel Boy, you are truly a God among insects. Could you imagine what that mission briefing was like?

Wow, after that I had to look her up on Wiki, looks like she's going to be in the Thunderbolts now.

 

[The Question]

NOOOOOO!

Please tell me we at least got to see Cold Miser.

Yes:

 

[Zev]

Ladies and gentlemen, the most mondo funky comic in existence.

It has.

Zombie.

Stephen.

Hawking.

 

[Elijya]

Moose Cow! Moose Cow!

 

[Elijya]

Oh, David Caruso, you're so cool...

Observe the power of the sunglasses....

 

[nite-owl]

 

[Flexo]

Nic Cage hates spelling bees.

The more I watch this, the more I laugh.

It's hypnotic.

 

[nite-owl]

Sylvia Brown Worlds Worst Psychic
http://www.break.com/index/sylvia_brown_worlds_worst_psychic.html

 

[hippy fascist]

the bad acting, the awful dialogue...



possibly the ****tiest cartoon ever made

 

[The Hero]

Wow, after that I had to look her up on Wiki, looks like she's going to be in the Thunderbolts now.

Can you imagine how much Pretty Persuasions/Starfox slash fiction we're going to get?

Yes:

It's both beautiful and horrifying at the same time.

 

[The Hero]

Oh, David Caruso, you're so cool...

Observe the power of the sunglasses....

David Caruso is the greatest actor of this generation.

More Caruso badassitude.

 

[The Question]

the bad acting, the awful dialogue...



possibly the ****tiest cartoon ever made

1) Stupidest ****ing robot ever.

2) The Grey Gargoyle is French, not Russian.

3) For an internationally feared fascist terrorist, The Mandarin has some pretty half assed plans.

4) I loved Clint's "bag over the head arrow." So many uses.

5) Season two was actually good.

 

[Zev]

The Death of the Blue Beetle.

P.S. Is it just me or is the top of the last image cropped off. C'mon, be straight with me.

 

[The Hero]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!