The Dark Knight You know what BB2 needs? Ron Perlman.

[The Hero]

And he should brutally murder that homless dude with the "nice coat."

And right before he kills him he should say "That there is one damn fine coat you're wearing", because that line was too badass for even Mickey Rourke.

 

[The Hero]

Whoever The Perl plays, he has to use his Slade voice. A mere whisper could make Clint Eastwood bi-curious.

 

[Castlewood]

I laugh at your tiny face.

So says... THE PERLMAN!

Good God, he looks like WILL FERRELL!!!

Perlman for Ferrell, dammit!!

 

[The Hero]

Perlman for everybody. (Think that scene in Being John Malkovich, but manlier)

 

[Flexo]

Perlman for everybody. (Think that scene in Being John Malkovich, but manlier)

So manly, in fact, the movie would be NC-17, since Cameron Diaz would volunteer to do all her scenes nude.

 

[The Hero]

Except that she would technically be Perlman, so if they had a kid he would be forced to kill it, lest the spawn of two Perls (henceforth know as the Uber-Perl) collapse the universe under the weight of his own manliness.

 

[Flexo]

Except that she would technically be Perlman, so if they had a kid he would be forced to kill it, lest the spawn of two Perls (henceforth know as the Uber-Perl) collapse the universe under the weight of his own manliness.

He would poop testosterone.

 

[The Hero]

Which he would use to fertilize trees of pure manliness. These trees would be known as Ballswoods.

 

[GeoffTheArtist]

Are there ways to gain such a level of manliness by eating the fruit of the trees, if said trees were to produce fruit?

 

[The Hero]

Yes, but only if one were manly enough to survive the miles of deadly traps and mazes surrounding the tree. So far the only men to survive the Gauntlet of Manliness and consume the fruit of the Ballswood are Stephen Colbert and Bruce Campbell.

 

[Cyrusbales]

why not everyone? He made a great Batman in JLH, should just be all ron perlman, lol

 

[Flexo]

why not everyone? He made a great Batman in JLH, should just be all ron perlman, lol

It's a good version to vote for. I know I'd watch it.

 

[The Hero]

And so it begins.....

 

[GeoffTheArtist]

W00000000t!!

 

[Flexo]

And so it begins.....

Oh, I would bust a skull to see that happen.

Hell, I could even forgive Snyder for Dawn of the Dead.

From now on, every time a movie comes out, I'm going to complain about how one of the characters should have been played by Ron. Even if the movie already stars him.

 

[The Hero]

Hey, Dawn Of The Dead wasn't that bad. It wasn't great, and it surely angers God to be mentioned in the same sentence as the original, but it was decent. Plus, Ving Rhames was the shiz. (Though certainly not as shizzy as Perlman would've been)

 

[Flexo]

Hey, Dawn Of The Dead wasn't that bad. It wasn't great, and it surely angers God to be mentioned in the same sentence as the original, but it was decent. Plus, Ving Rhames was the shiz. (Though certainly not as shizzy as Perlman would've been)

Dude... it made me piss solid anger.

 

[GoldGoblin]

He would be an awesome Killer Croc.

 

[The Hero]

Ron Perlman can bring a woman to full orgasm just by giving her a stern look.

That has nothing to do with The Dark Knight, it just needed to be said.

 

[thedarks0ldier]

You know what TDK needs? More Perlman!!

 

[Darth Elektra]

I love Ron Perlman.

 

[explode7]

You know what this thread needs? To be closed.

 

[Doc Holliday]

They should create a NEW villain just so Perlman can play him.

Or better yet, have HELLBOY in BB3!

 

[David Rice]

You know what this thread needs? To be closed.

Yep!