You know what was an incredibly awesome movie?

[Boom]

Kung Pow: Enter The Fist.

"Beware his song about big butts. He beats you up while he plays it!"

Discuss this piece of comedic gold.

 

[bored]

When I first saw it, I cried laughing. On subsequent viewings.... it was still funny as hell.

 

[Boom]

I love the horrible lip syncing. It just adds to the comedy. Like the one part where the Chosen One is screaming in Ling's face, but he talks in a normal tone.

"I implore you to reconsider."

 

[Revolver_Ocelot]

I remember the commercial having something like a cow in bullet time.
I then vowed never to see that movie

 

[cryptic name]

NEO-babadada-SPORIN!

isn't betty a girl's name?

...i'm just a birdie too.

 

[Boom]

"My nipples look like Milk Duds."

 

[cryptic name]

"i bleed first. which make me the victor!"

 

[Boom]

Then the part where Master Tang gets out of bed, and screams in pain.

 

[cryptic name]

i love the part with MUSHU-FASA

chosen one- i don't get it.

MUSHU- that's kind of the point. i'm speaking in riddles. something that seems cryptic until you see something later and go "oooohhhh, that's what he meant. stars abo-ove..."

 

[Elijya]

Taco-bell, Taco-bell
Product placement with Taco-bell

 

[Elijya]

 

[cryptic name]

you're a bastard for making me laugh at that















t:

 

[Boom]

"And how many miles would you say? Ten million?"

 

[cryptic name]

"holy crap, man. i mean...i'm no doctor, but that's like his stomach blood back there on the graound...crap, man!"

 

[Elijya]

stomach PLUG

 

[Boom]

"I rock, and rule, ALL DAY LONG!"

 

[cryptic name]

stomach PLUG

fine.

"if we see a radioshack, can we stop?"

 

[xwolverine2]

coming from a mod
























t: t: t:

 

[Boom]

"Hah! Face-to-Foot Style. How'd ya like it?"
"I'm sure on some planet your technique is quite impressive. But your weak link is: This is Earth."
"Oh yeah? Try my Nuts-to-Your-Fist Style!"

 

[cryptic name]

"yes, it's a net. and it's tiny. myaha"

 

[Poetic Chaos]

This movie has been on my list of movies I'll never EVER see since I saw the trailer.

 

[cryptic name]

good for you

 

[xwolverine2]

i remember laughing for 10min straight when the baby was rolling down the cliff...


but now that i watch the movie........i think its one of the most ******ed things i ever saw...

it was great when i was small

 

[cryptic name]

how long ago did it come out?

 

[Wolfwood]

"Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab."

"Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke. "

I nearly die laughing everytime those two lines come up.