Your astrological sign and its accuracy

[Manic]

Zodiac signs are a novelty. You believe them because it's fun, even though you know better.

You know, like watching a magic show.

 

[Kritish]

Zodiac signs are a novelty. You believe them because it's fun, even though you know better.

You know, like watching a magic show.

99.9 percent of its viewers now that magic shows are nothing but clever illusions. There's far too many naive blonds out here that ask what your sign is on a first date.

 

[Halcohol]

99.9 percent of its viewers now that magic shows are nothing but clever illusions. There's far too many naive blonds out here that ask what your sign is on a first date.

As opposed to sitting there in uncomfortable silence? It's not like we all get together and have prayer meetings or something, it's just fun and kinda funny.

 

[Sugarculted]

Aries

In your personal relationships Arians are frank, direct and candid, and make enthusiastic and generous friends. You are liable to have a high sex drive and make passionate but fastidious lovers. There is, however, a negative side to your associations with other people. You can easily be irritated by slowness or moderation in your companions and, though yourselves sensitive, ride roughshod over the sensitivities of others.
That's kinda true, oddly enough. I do get easily annoyed by the others in my class, who aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. I reckon I do get sensitive over silly things.

You make good athletes and climbers, doctors, explorers (of new ideas as well as uncharted territory, the latter in these days including adventuring into outer space), soldiers, sailors and airmen, and leaders, though awkward subordinates, in industry and politics.
I really can't see myself doing any of that. But hey, perhaps I'll be walking on the moon in a few years.

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Aries governs the head and brain, and Arians are said to be prone to headaches, particularly migraines, sunstroke, neuralgia and depression. Indigestion and nervous disorders are also threats to you, and your rashness, impetuosity and wholesale physical commitment make you liable to accidents and physical injuries.[/FONT]
I've never got sunstroke, but I do get the regular headache. I'll admit I have a nervous disorder of some sort. I'm accident prone, as well. Few months back, I sneezed and hit the basin, almost knocking myself out, bleeding from the head.

• [FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]LIKES [/FONT]
• [FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Action [/FONT]
• [FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Coming in first [/FONT]
• [FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Challenges [/FONT]
• [FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Championing Causes [/FONT]
• [FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Spontaneity [/FONT]

• [FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]DISLIKES [/FONT]
• [FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Waiting Around [/FONT]
• [FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Admitting Failure [/FONT]
• [FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]No opposition [/FONT]
• [FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Tyranny [/FONT]
• [FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Other peoples advice [/FONT]

I don't mind waiting around, I definitely dislike admitting failure. Other peoples advice does sorta get to me. Challenges are okay, as long as I know I can tackle them. Do love a bit of spontaneity though.

I honestly don't know about Astrology and all that. I do ream them, for a laugh...I guess.

 

[redmarvel]

Typical Aquarian.


:heart:

t: Is it my post or me that you love Abaddon?

 

[Hobgoblin]

The day to day horoscopes are crap but the general "profile" of a Libra seems somewhat accurate.

 

[kane9321]

DAMN.. this is too accurate

Cancer! About your sign...
The Cancerian character is the least clear-cut of all those associated with the signs of the zodiac. It can range from the timid, dull, shy and withdrawn to the most brilliant, and famous Cancerians are to be found through the whole range of human activity. It is a fundamentally conservative and home-loving nature, appreciating the nest like quality of a secure base to which the male can retire when he needs a respite from the stresses of life, and in which the Cancerian woman can exercise her strong maternal instincts. The latter tends to like and to have a large family. `Nest like' is an appropriate adjective for the Cancerian home, for its inhabitants tend to favor the dark, mysterious but comfortable type of house which has something of the air of a den about it, a place which belongs to the family rather than existing as a showcase to impress visitors.
That is not to say that the Cancerian is unsociable, just that for them there is a time to socialize and a time to be solitary, and this is part of the apparent contradiction in their nature. Outwardly they can appear formidable - thick-skinned, unemotional, uncompromising, obstinately tenacious, purposeful, energetic, shrewd, intuitive and wise, sometimes with a philosophical profundity of thought verging on inspiration. Their intimates, however, may see a very different character, one with a sympathetic and kindly sensitivity to other people, especially those they love. They are able to identify with the situations of others because of the keenness of their imaginations. They are often over-imaginative and prone to fantasy, sometimes trying to shape their lives to fit some romantic ideal. They are appreciative of art and literature, and especially of drama, where the spectacle and ebb and flow of action and feeling particularly excite them. They may themselves possess considerable literary, artistic or oratorical talent. Their sharp ears and talent for mimicry can sometimes give them success on the stage, though their tendency to be emotional may make them overact. Interestingly - because they give the impression of being down-to-earth - they are often fascinated by the occult and are more open to psychic influence than the average. If they can reconcile the personal conflict of their urge to be outgoing with the reserve that causes them to withdraw into themselves, then at best they can inspire a generation, especially the youthful part of it, by their idealism. A job in which they can express this, and in which they can do well, would be as a leader in a youth organization.

In their personal relationships they are mentally a mixture of toughness and softness, often emotional and romantic to the point of sentimentality in their fantasies; but in real life and in marriage, their loving is not so sentimental but tenaciously loyal. Even if they have affairs (and they may do so, for the male in particular is open to sensual stimulation), their first loyalty remains to spouse and family, of whom they regard themselves as the protector. Both the
Cancerian man and woman love unreservedly, giving much and asking little in return - in fact, one of the most important lessons they have to learn is how to receive gracefully. They are too easily influenced by those they love and admire, and swayed by the emotion of the moment. They are also loyal friends, the negative side of their faithfulness being clannishness, the narrow patriotism of "my country right or wrong"; and closing ranks in suspicion and coldness toward outsiders.

Cancerians have a retentive memory, particularly for emotionally laden events which they can recall in detail for years afterwards. they are strongly governed by childhood memories and since they live intensely in the past in memory and in the future in imagination, a chance meeting with someone for whom they had an unrequited love, even if they thought they had conquered the feeling, will easily rouse the emotion all over again.

The Cancerian has many potential faults. They can be untidy, sulky, devious, moody, inclined to self-pity because of an inferiority complex, brood on insults (very often imagined), yet are easily flattered. They can be tactless and difficult yet, because they are normally ambitious, they will curry favor by floating with majority opinions, outlooks and fashions of the day. As a result they often change their opinions and loyalties and, indeed, their occupations, and lack stability. They are easily corrupted and, because they are convincing romanticizers, can make successful confidence tricksters. Their romanticism in another sense make them ardent supporters of causes, for example a football team with whose heroes they can identify in a world of fantasy.

Their abilities fit the Cancerian for a wide range of occupations. As they are interested in what people are thinking and able to judge what they can safely be told, they can be good journalists, writers or politicians, though in this last capacity they are more likely to remain in the background rather than attain prominent positions of power. They may, indeed, change their party affiliations. They can serve in other departments of public affairs, especially those which involve looking after others, for example in any kind of service from welfare and nursing to catering - their own love of comfort and good living makes the Cancerian an excellent chef or housekeeper. They sometimes have a penchant for trade or business and are often successful as a captain of industry. This is because they are excellent organizers with a good sense of value and economy which they may combine with a flair for inventiveness and originality. The romantic side of their natures make them enjoy grubbing about in places where exciting discoveries may be made (old stamp collections in attics, etc.), and if they can do this professionally as a secondhand dealer or specialist in antiques, they will be happy. More common occupations which suit some subjects of Cancer are real estate broker, gardener and sailor.

Physically they are average to below average in height, with a fleshy body and short legs in comparison with the rest of them. Their hair is usually brown, their faces round, their complexions pale, their foreheads prominent, their eyes small and blue or gray in color, their noses short, perhaps upturned, and their mouths full. They sometimes walk clumsily.


Possible Health Concerns...

Cancer governs the chest, breasts, elbows, stomach and digestion, womb and female reproductive organs. Cancer, which can affect any part of the body, is sometimes said to have taken its name from this sign, which can therefore afflict its subjects with imperfections anywhere. This is incorrect, however, the derivation of cancer being the Latin cancer meaning gangrene as well as crab. nevertheless, Cancerians are said to be liable to breast cancer and to suffer from pleurisy, dropsy, piles and varicose veins. The excitability mentioned above can lead to weak digestion, gastritis and other stomach ills, and there is a tendency to coughs and weakness of vision.




LIKES
Hobbies
Romance
Children
Home and Country
Parties
DISLIKES
Aggravating situations
Failure
Opposition
Being told what to do
Advice (good or bad)

 

[Kent]

I'm a Taurus, and not surprisingly, I found it accurate in parts, and inaccurate in other parts, just like the two other descriptions I picked at random, Leo and Cancer.

Astrology is bull****.

 

[Abaddon]

t: Is it my post or me that you love Abaddon?

little from column A, little from column B...

 

[Machx72]

I never believed in these, but this site is pretty damned good.

I've never heard a better explanation of myself coming from somewhere else:

On the surface they are emotionally cold, and sometimes this goes deeper, for their habit of suppressing their natural kindness may in the end cause it to atrophy, with the result that they shrink from committing themselves to friendship, make few relationships, and those they do make they are careful to keep superficial.

And this next part part hits the mark as well, especially about the problems with relationships:

But the outward lack of feeling may, in some individuals born under this sign, conceal too much emotion, to which they are afraid of giving way because they do not trust others, nor do they have confidence in themselves and their judgments. This is because they are conscious of certain shortcomings in themselves of worldliness, of practicality, of sophistication and of outgoingness. So they bring the art of self concealment to a high pitch, hiding their apprehensiveness about themselves and their often considerable sympathy with other people under a mantle of matter-of-factness and undemonstrative, quiet reserve. They are still waters that run deep. Yet in their unassuming, outwardly cheerful and agreeable fashion, they can be sensible, discreet, well spoken, wise and witty, with a good understanding of other people's problems which they can tackle with a practicality not always evident in their own personal relationships.

 

[Prodigy]

sagittarius ... mine is pretty damn accurate, especially:

Sagittarians are usually modest and are often religious, with a strong sense of morality, though they tend to overemphasize the ethical codes they follow and worship beliefs about God rather than God Himself.

and

They have both profound and widely ranging minds, equipped with foresight and good judgement, and they can be witty conversationalists. They love to initiate new projects (they make excellent researchers) and have an urge to understand conceptions that are new to them. they think rapidly, are intuitive and often original

but then again, I didn't look at any of the other signs to see if I fit those, too