Your Hype crushes of 2006

[Master Chief]

That was me using her severed lifeless fingers to post.

Well at least it's something

 

[Socrates]

I like DBella and Holly.

 

[Master Chief]

I guess that explains why you have all her pictures...

 

[Danalys]

aguinessette she seems naughty and smart.

 

[Kritish]

I'm in love with myself.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

This reads like a dpm07 post. Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

jag

ha!

 

[Reader]

Who on the hype do you have a crush on? (no ghey stuff, lol)

I have a Hype crush on you. A gay crush. And a ghey one. How does that make you feel?

But, Dew's always my Hype crush.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I have a Hype crush on you. A gay crush. And a ghey one. How does that make you feel?

But, Dew's always my Hype crush.

You should host Hype Survivor again. Or guest host in the next one.

 

[Kritish]

I, BISON, am incapable of love, but I will have sex with all of you....

..even the men, not because I'm gay but because, eventually, I'll run out of girls.

My ass is a now fly zone buddy.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Isn't the point of a crush that the person doesn't know about it?

 

[Mee]

Isn't the point of a crush that the person doesn't know about it?

So we should use spoiler tags?

 

[Ronny Shade]

lol

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Isn't the point of a crush that the person doesn't know about it?

NO, Ronny!
That's when you have a SECRET ADMIRER.

Don't you remember when Rosie O'Donnel had a crush on Tom Cruise so no one would know she's a lesbian.
She screeched and grunted and squealed all day about it on network television for years.

 

[Reader]

You should host Hype Survivor again. Or guest host in the next one.

Yeah. That'd be funny. Who does it now? I hope it's still Survivor and not that Deathmatch thing. No offense to current members...but that game is ****ed.

 

[Kritish]

Spoiler

myself

But I require a lot of foreplay and cuddling.

 

[blind_fury]

I have a Hype crush on you. A gay crush. And a ghey one. How does that make you feel?

But, Dew's always my Hype crush.

The madder I get the less gay I am!

 

[blind_fury]

NO, Ronny!
That's when you have a SECRET ADMIRER.

Don't you remember when Rosie O'Donnel had a crush on Tom Cruise so no one would know she's a lesbian.
She screeched and grunted and squealed all day about it on network television for years.

A phoney on daytime television? STOP THE PRESSES!

 

[Ronny Shade]

NO, Ronny!
That's when you have a SECRET ADMIRER.

Don't you remember when Rosie O'Donnel had a crush on Tom Cruise so no one would know she's a lesbian.
She screeched and grunted and squealed all day about it on network television for years.

Actually, I don't remember that at all.

 

[musclesforsupes]

I like david lee roth, boobbly bobbly pop ditty pop
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII aint got no bodayyyyyyyyyy sad and lonley!

 

[Abaddon]

NO, Ronny!
That's when you have a SECRET ADMIRER.

Don't you remember when Rosie O'Donnel had a crush on Tom Cruise so no one would know she's a lesbian.
She screeched and grunted and squealed all day about it on network television for years.

I didn't want to believe it was true,at first.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Actually, I don't remember that at all.

Oh, that was back when you were a zygote.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I'll take your word for it. I don't follow Rosie O'donnel.

 

[Equint77]

once again my name is missing from these.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I believe there was a "no ghey" disclaimer

 

[Reader]

Yeah. Being gay is wrong. In fact all gay people should be killed and sterilized so they can't breed. Wait a minute...not in that order.