You've just been bitten by a radioactive spider....

[King Ruler]

Or spider-god, whatever. You gain spider-like abilites and such. What do you do next?

Do you actually think about becoming a superhero or do you use your powers for mischief or something?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I die of cancer.

 

[Kable24]

You become violently ill and die a slow painful cancerous death.

 

[Darthphere]

What they said.

 

[fifthfiend]

-Get job as pro wrestler.

-Receive paycheck.

-Watch promoter get robbed blind.

-Slip outside, watch the crook come out the door, pummel him within an inch of his life, and take that bag of duckets for my blingsome.

-Buy my beloved old uncle a Cadillac, so his senile ass ain't walking around ****ing Queens at eleven at night no more.

 

[CBK]

be a hero and a villian..saving people and robbing banks.

 

[Jack & Daniel]

Well, I go after all the mafioso people in my land (and all the politicians who allow them to walk freely as civilian persons... quite all the italian parliament...) and make my own justice (which is, obviously, NOT the right one; but I don't care, as long as they don't break good people's balls anymore )

 

[Varient]

Be a Mystery man,...

Put a child on at least fifty women all over the world to start a race of spider people.

 

[roach]

become the new rookie sensation of the NBA....dunking from the other free throw line

 

[The Question]

You become violently ill and die a slow painful cancerous death.

Actually, being bitten by a radioactive spider probably wouldn't give you cancer. They're too small. Although, the venom certainly wouldn;t do you any good. Even if it wasn't lethal, it would make you horribly sick.

 

[Kitsune]

I Stay Away From Tony Stark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Morg]

mischief at first, poor Elisha will never know I'm stalking her

 

[roach]

go looking for redheads but stay away from the blondes

beat up my best friend and his crazy dad

 

[X-Punisher]

Kick total and complete ass. I will do whatever a spider can, and then some.

 

[SpideyInATree]

At first go in crowded public places and show off my powers and then swing away leaving everyone befuddled.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'd just be cool at parties.

 

[tzarinna]

Use the city as my own personal playground (and yes an actual playground,swinging around and the like),have sex in some really fantastic places and on the wall places.

 

[SpideyInATree]

I'd just be cool at parties.

Yeah, that too.

 

[littleredhat]

Head down to the riverboat casino and use my spider-sense to win at blackjack.

Then I give 3/4 of the money to cancer riddled orphans and shelters for homeless cats. The rest I spend on comic books and steak.

 

[deemar325]

I'd go straight to NFL try outs, no doubt.

 

[The Apocalypse]

Jump of the highest building yelling something stupid.

 

[deemar325]

I'd just be cool at parties.

Yeeeahh.

 

[Doombringer]

Fight in the UFC or PrideFC for a few years, destroy Sylvia and become the Heavyweight champion, hold the belt until i get bored then retire and become an assasin for hire.

 

[deemar325]

Fight in the UFC or PrideFC for a few years, destroy Sylvia and become the Heavyweight champion, hold the belt until i get bored then retire and become an assasin for hire.

At least you got goals.

 

[Doombringer]

Always...