Zombie Apocalypse Coming Soon; Blame Florida.

[Aesop Rocks]

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest

 

[Schlosser85]

 

[Donut]

At least we got to see The Avengers before turning into Zombies

 

[Kane52630]

Quick! Everyone go to the Winchester!

 

[DoomsdayApex]

No Zombie Apocalypse until TDKR is released. Jesus delayed the Apocalypse for TDK once already, I'm sure he'll spare us a couple months for the finale.

 

[C. Lee]

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=384913

 

[Kable24]

Good thing I just got my order of 1000 rounds for my AR15 and M4, 200 rounds of 9mm and 100 rounds of .45ACP. BRING IT!!!

 

[twylight]

Well, Florida doesn't have a lot going for it anyway. It might as well have this.

 

[bullets]

This is just another reason for me to consider moving out of Florida.

 

[Hotwire]

On the plus side, most of Florida will be easy to quarantine.

 

[Rocketman]

*Taken from the useless thread I just made:

4-17-2012 - Man tried to bite another man, was stun gunned
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/...ed-Man-Shot-With-Stun-Gun-Dies-147758165.html

5-02-2012 - Man bites girlfriends lips off
http://www.8newsnow.com/story/18044117/man-accused-of-biting-the-lip-of-ex-girlfriend

5-03-2012 - Man bites off another mans ear in bar fight
http://www.deadlinenews.co.uk/2012/05/03/thug-ate-victims-ear-following-bar-brawl/

5-06-2012 - Man kills wife, eats her forearm and dies
http://www.news.com.au/world/man-who-ate-wifes-forearm-dies/story-fn6sb9br-1226348236262

5-18-2012 - Woman bites mans ear, stabs him with seashell
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Woman-Attacks-Man-with-Seashell-Bites-Ear-Cops-152017175.html

5-21-2012 - Police: Man bites woman's cheek in Westchester
http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5-23-2012 - Cops: Man bites off tip of cousin's nose
http://www.fox5sandiego.com/news/ks...during-drunken-fight-20120523,0,3177396.story

5-25-2012 - Woman attacked, cut, bitten by six women in Annapolis
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/bs-md-ar-stabbing-annapolis-20120525,0,3777053.story

5-26-2012 - Naked Man Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Police
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/27/2819885/investigation-continues-into.html

5-27-2012 - Crazed Florida doctor facing charges for spitting blood on troopers during DUI arrest
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...d-troopers-dui-arrest-video-article-1.1085311

5-29-2012 - Police: Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers
http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack_man_stabs_self_throws_intenstines_at_police.html

5-30-2012 - Swedish doctor cuts wife's lips off and ate them
http://www.dailystar.com.lb/News/In...wifes-lips-and-eating-them.ashx#axzz1wRAyJH8L

5-30-2012 - Chinese cannibal arrested for 20+ murders
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/30/cannibal-monster-arrested-in-china/

5-31-2012 - Manhunt in Canada for man who dismembered/cannibalized/committed sex acts on another man
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/0...treal-body-suitcase-suspect-id_n_1555374.html

5-31-2012 - Maryland man charged with killing, eating man's brain, heart
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/3...oxnews/national+(Internal+-+US+Latest+-+Text)

5-24-2012 - Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...yama-cooks-serves-own-genitals_n_1543307.html

 

[MadVillainy]

Im gonna watch Shaun of the Dead later

 

[Llama_Shepherd]

I watched it last night, I am thoroughly prepared. I can't wait to the whole "throw records like shurikens" bit.

 

[Daniel Thompson]

I'm going to read survivors guide during the zombie plague.