The Official Zombie News Thread (Updated with over 15 cases now)

[Rocketman]

This is an attempt to put every story in one thread now, with updates. I'll try my best to stay current as more stories pour in. This is all happening within less than two months, the most graphic ones happen within a few days. Please feel free to update with links to news articles containing information on bath salts, or with anything else you find that's related.

4-17-2012 - Man tried to bite another man, was stun gunned
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/...ed-Man-Shot-With-Stun-Gun-Dies-147758165.html

5-02-2012 - Man bites girlfriends lips off
http://www.8newsnow.com/story/18044117/man-accused-of-biting-the-lip-of-ex-girlfriend

5-03-2012 - Man bites off another mans ear in bar fight
http://www.deadlinenews.co.uk/2012/05/03/thug-ate-victims-ear-following-bar-brawl/

5-06-2012 - Man kills wife, eats her forearm and dies
http://www.news.com.au/world/man-who-ate-wifes-forearm-dies/story-fn6sb9br-1226348236262

5-18-2012 - Woman bites mans ear, stabs him with seashell
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Woman-Attacks-Man-with-Seashell-Bites-Ear-Cops-152017175.html

5-21-2012 - Police: Man bites woman's cheek in Westchester
http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5-23-2012 - Cops: Man bites off tip of cousin's nose
http://www.fox5sandiego.com/news/ks...during-drunken-fight-20120523,0,3177396.story

5-25-2012 - Woman attacked, cut, bitten by six women in Annapolis
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/bs-md-ar-stabbing-annapolis-20120525,0,3777053.story

5-26-2012 - Naked Man Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Police
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/27/2819885/investigation-continues-into.html

5-27-2012 - Crazed Florida doctor facing charges for spitting blood on troopers during DUI arrest
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...d-troopers-dui-arrest-video-article-1.1085311

5-29-2012 - Police: Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers
http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack_man_stabs_self_throws_intenstines_at_police.html

5-30-2012 - Swedish doctor cuts wife's lips off and ate them
http://www.dailystar.com.lb/News/In...wifes-lips-and-eating-them.ashx#axzz1wRAyJH8L

5-30-2012 - Chinese cannibal arrested for 20+ murders
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/30/cannibal-monster-arrested-in-china/

5-31-2012 - Manhunt in Canada for man who dismembered/cannibalized/committed sex acts on another man
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/0...treal-body-suitcase-suspect-id_n_1555374.html

5-31-2012 - Maryland man charged with killing, eating man's brain, heart
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/3...oxnews/national+(Internal+-+US+Latest+-+Text)

5-24-2012 - Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...yama-cooks-serves-own-genitals_n_1543307.html

 

[The Squirrel]

*cough*http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?p=23371493#post23371493*cough*

 

[Aesop Rocks]

What does a guy cutting his junk off have to do with zombies?

 

[Rocketman]

*cough*http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?p=23371493#post23371493*cough*

Ah, cool. Thanks.

There's just too much going on for me to keep up!!!!!

 

[bullets]

What does a guy cutting his junk off have to do with zombies?

Nothing. In the interest of creating mass hysteria we're just gonna go with it.

 

[Hotwire]

What does a guy cutting his junk off have to do with zombies?

Other people ate it!