Ratcrawler
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Cavemen that speak better english than some people in the year 2008, with perfectly groomed goatees. Not to mention the cavewomen that look like swimsuit models with no bushy eyebrows or armpit hair (and pearly white teeth).
I'm sorry, but this is more science fiction than frickin Star Wars.
And they have dredlocks that aren't nappy? I know they didn't have combs back then.
Cavemen friggin' invented makeup and process of beautification. Look at Chimpanzees, they sPend the majority of their time grooming each other. You don't think a people who developed aerodynamic theory by carving out sPears that can be hurled through a mammoth's hide, and used every part of what killed could figure out that a small animal's ribcage can be run through hair to clean it?


It's like the Matrix. Everyone in Zion was brown, but the One had to be a white dude.