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Cavemen that speak better english than some people in the year 2008, with perfectly groomed goatees. Not to mention the cavewomen that look like swimsuit models with no bushy eyebrows or armpit hair (and pearly white teeth).

I'm sorry, but this is more science fiction than frickin Star Wars.

And they have dredlocks that aren't nappy? I know they didn't have combs back then.

Cavemen friggin' invented makeup and process of beautification. Look at Chimpanzees, they sPend the majority of their time grooming each other. You don't think a people who developed aerodynamic theory by carving out sPears that can be hurled through a mammoth's hide, and used every part of what killed could figure out that a small animal's ribcage can be run through hair to clean it?
 
Cavemen friggin' invented makeup and process of beautification. Look at Chimpanzees, they sPend the majority of their time grooming each other. You don't think a people who developed aerodynamic theory by carving out sPears that can be hurled through a mammoth's hide, and used every part of what killed could figure out that a small animal's ribcage can be run through hair to clean it?
are you really trying to explain why she looks like a model 10.000 BC????? :shock:wow:
 
I'm saying it doesn't need to be explained at all. As long as humans have existed, there have been hotties. If there are any inaccuracies there, it's that she would likely have bodypaint, piercings and jewelery.

BTW, anybody notice that creepy little pinkish humanoid in the trailer? He could only be seen for like a sPlit second but I think he's like some kind of subsPecies.
 
I have no clue, but I no where I can look.
 
funny how all the leads are white...everyone else is black
 
okay, who is she?^^^^^^^^
I don't know but quite frankly she's the only one that really stands out as the only colour I really see is tan-brown... looks like an old NES game... that sucks balls.
 
This probably isn't going to be a quality movie with historical accuracy. It's going to be an 'epic' visual FX spectacle, a fantasy adventure. The director doesn't have a reputation for depth and intelligence, he has a reputation for big-scale epic events.

300 left me cold, and so did the dreadful Beowulf, so I hope it has more substance than those.
 
It's an old school adventure so far as I can tell. A warrior fights impossible odds to save the woman he loves. Makes brave allies, fights deadly foes and becomes a great hero to many. Tale as old as time.

I wonder who he's referring to when shouting "He is NOT a god!" Xerxes?
 
There is an avant premiere this monday over here. I'm so trying to get those tickets!
 
Yeah, like I asked earlier is this movie taking place in Northern Africa? :confused:

That would just be too much. :o It's like the Matrix. Everyone in Zion was brown, but the One had to be a white dude.
 
I'm saying it doesn't need to be explained at all. As long as humans have existed, there have been hotties. If there are any inaccuracies there, it's that she would likely have bodypaint, piercings and jewelery.

BTW, anybody notice that creepy little pinkish humanoid in the trailer? He could only be seen for like a sPlit second but I think he's like some kind of subsPecies.

I saw him, I think he's just an albino.
 
That would just be too much. :o It's like the Matrix. Everyone in Zion was brown, but the One had to be a white dude.
Will Smith was the first choice for Neo if I remember correctly.
 
Same here, I really look forward to this movie.
 
I remember seeing Belle in that Disney movie when I was younger, she's come a long way.
 
The premise looks interesting, the animals look great, the trailers make it seem epic and compelling... the one problem is it says "a Roland Emmerich film".
 
roland emmerich always pushes the effects to the limit.
 
Yeah, like I asked earlier is this movie taking place in Northern Africa? :confused:

I'm guessing it migrates down from Europe to North Africa or the Middle East.

Anybody watch the Discovery Channel yesterday? It was one of their prehistoric themed nights and had a bunch of behind the scenes looks at TTBC.
 

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