10,000 Bc

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If you wanna see "good" prehistoric movies, see the old Hammer productions. :woot:
 
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it's all been said before. this movie suck mammoth wiener.
 
Octoberist said:
honestly, i can't believe anyone who can say that 'date movie' and 'epic movie' were enjoyable. they're genuinely bad and I'm not judging your friend, but I'm sure he/she is not the most cultured person out there.
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He did like I Am Legend. But he has bad taste in tv too.

He hasn't seen Meet the Spartans. :o
 
4/10 Not an impressive movie at all. Very disjointed, and frankly was boring. Needed more damn animals and better cgi. It did have its moments, my favorites being when he tells the cat "Don't eat me when I free you", "He tried to rescue us!" Guy holds shackles up, and when the three men turn and the elder is right in front of them and the whole fight scene, especially the spear hit.
 
Just saw the film. Here's my in-depth review and analysis:

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This movie wasn't THAT bad. I don't know if some of you saw a different version to give it such hate. The only part I ****ing hated was:
When the old lady farted and brought the young girl back to life.

6/10
 
DOG LIPS said:
This movie wasn't THAT bad. I don't know if some of you saw a different version to give it such hate. The only part I ****ing hated was:
When the old lady farted and brought the young girl back to life.

6/10
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I got to watch the movie for that! :eek:
 
It was alright...but it was very disjointed. The camera shots and the CGI was pretty damn good. But the story and the characters seemed fridgid. I hated 'Old Mother' and the narrating was annoying. It was also funny that each tribe had an idiotic shayman. Oh well, 6/10.
 
Man...some of you guys need to lighten up, imo. This moving was a lot of fun.

I mean...does EVERY movie have to be artsy fartsy? Does EVERY movie have to have some great big message or lesson?

Newsflash; Many years ago another prehistoric movie came out called One Million B.C. starrring the ever luscious Raquel Welsh, and THAT movie wasnt historically accurate either...but it was a blast to watch. Just like THIS movie was.

I went with my wife and a few friends, and we were all highly entertained, so as far as I'M concerned; mission accomplished. :up:


10/10
 
Terrible. It felt like there was a new prophecy every ten minutes, the cgi was meh (liked the shots of the city tho), and the dialogue wasnt very good either. I loved that final battle tho, very awesome.
 
CaptainStacy said:
Man...some of you guys need to lighten up, imo. This moving was a lot of fun.

I mean...does EVERY movie have to be artsy fartsy? Does EVERY movie have to have some great big message or lesson?

Newsflash; Many years ago another prehistoric movie came out called One Million B.C. starrring the ever luscious Raquel Welsh, and THAT movie wasnt historically accurate either...but it was a blast to watch. Just like THIS movie was.

I went with my wife and a few friends, and we were all highly entertained, so as far as I'M concerned; mission accomplished. :up:

10/10
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10/10? That's a first.

And who said it had to be "artsy fartsy"? When I go to a movie, I want to be entertained, whether it be by an art film with a message or an action film with exciting visuals. This movie was niether. The historical accuracy wasn't a problem for me., because I don't even know that much about the history to be picky (well, I know enough to spot some of the silly things in the movie).

The problem was that 10,000BC was lacking in almost every aspect.
 
theShape said:
10/10? That's a first.

And who said it had to be "artsy fartsy"? When I go to a movie, I want to be entertained, whether it be by an art film with a message or an action film with exciting visuals. This movie was niether. The historical accuracy wasn't a problem for me., because I don't even know that much about the history to be picky (well, I know enough to spot some of the silly things in the movie).

The problem was that 10,000BC was lacking in almost every aspect.
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Sorry you werent entertained. WE were. Not sure what you and some others were expecting, but this movie was basically an action/adventure/romance movie and never pretented to be anything else.

On those levels, i think it delivered.
 
A 10/10? So it's one of, if not the best movie you've seen? Really?
 
CaptainStacy said:
Sorry you werent entertained. WE were. Not sure what you and some others were expecting, but this movie was basically an action/adventure/romance movie and never pretented to be anything else.

On those levels, i think it delivered.
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It was exactly what I expected it to be, just a lot worse. The action/adventure was supposed to be the exciting thing about the movie, and it was pretty awful. As for the romance, I'm not even gonna get started on that...
 
Precisely.

I read all the reviews, knew of Emmerich's reputation, and was going into it....KNOWING it would probably be devoid of any writing quality....and I still came out disappointed. At the very least I was expecting to be thrilled with the cinematography and action, but no dice.

Did anyone else laugh the second the main guy was telling the girl about his neverending love? Maybe it was the stupid accent, or it's cliched delivery. I don't know. :funny:
 
As much as I hated it my friend did like it because he thought it was one of those movies that "its so bad its good". Ill admit I had a good time because I would laugh at alot of the nonsense
 
Look, not every movie has to be "artsy fartsy" as you call it, but I would like to have fewer movies insult my intelligence the way flicks like this one has.
 
Harry Goblin said:
As much as I hated it my friend did like it because he thought it was one of those movies that "its so bad its good". Ill admit I had a good time because I would laugh at alot of the nonsense
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Yeah, a lot of it was very laughable, especially the dialogue and anything with "Old Mother".
 
Well now I know not to bother with it. :D
 
I saw it on Friday, it was a decent flick, but verrry long. I wish it would of had more Sabretooth, and more prehistoric animals they have to fight. 7/10
 
Heh examples...

Raiders of the Lost Ark, Escape from New York, Aliens, Galaxy Quest, The Mummy....hardly "artsy fartsy", yet entertaining as all hell.

10,000 B.C. was just bad and annoying...IMO, of course.
 
this movie was total garbage...people need to realize this director is really washed up. I mean day after tomorrow was garbage as well...he honestly hasnt done anything of significance to look at since independence day.
 
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