101 Things To Do At Wal-Mart

[Sam Fisher]

101: Put up posters for K-Mart outside the front doors.

100: Go to electronics, turn up all the sterio systems to full blast.

99: Pretend you're the Salvation Army and be a begging Santa for money.

98: Stand outside and tell customers the store is closed.

 

[Immortalfire]

97. Don't shop there.

 

[Catman]

96. ***** at the employees for not speaking english

 

[Assassin 2]

95. go to the ladies dressing room and peek at your neighbor

 

[Sam Fisher]

94: Start a panic in the asles.

93: Go to the pharmacy and ask if they have mary jane.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

92. Joy ride in the electric scooter trolleys at 3am (its so fun )

 

[Sam Fisher]

91: Or sabatoge the electric scooter trolleys so the old people will crash.

 

[punishermax]

90. Joust with plungers in the middle of aisles in the wee hours of the morning.

 

[Gus Gorman]

89. Cut the brake line on the electronic scooters

 

[Speedball]

88. While standing in line, sigh and grumble because there are 15 people ahead of you and the cashier is a dumb f***.

87. Play bumper cars with the scooters, The other cars are people with canes or walkers.

 

[Gus Gorman]

86. Play Count the mullets

 

[Abaddon]

85. Get the cute girl at the registers number.

 

[Speedball]

86. Play Count the mullets

BWAHAHAHA!!!
You'd find a lot of them in my area, or afros.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

84. Send fresh fish up in the pneumatic tubes by the tills.

 

[BRUTAL]

85. Get the cute girl at the registers number.

83. Ask her if you can walk her back to her Trailer Park/Senior Center/Mother's House/Abortion Clinic after work.

 

[i-n-z-a-n-e]

82. Eat Mcdonalds

 

[Immortalfire]

85. Get the cute girl at the registers number.

Cute girl...Wal-Mart...does not compute. Around here, the cashiers are all old women with more wrinkles than Dog Lips' laundry.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

81:buy stuff at great low prices.

 

[Speedball]

80: Burp the alphabet after drinking Sam's Cola in the Toy section.

 

[Abaddon]

Cute girl...Wal-Mart...does not compute. Around here, the cashiers are all old women with more wrinkles than Dog Lips' laundry.

I wouldn't know, there's no Wal_Mart near me.

 

[Sam Fisher]

79: Set the Garden Center on fire.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

78: Take the fire hose is the restrooms, and spray the people in the stalls.

 

[El ASESINO]

77. give free haircuts

 

[Sam Fisher]

76: Plug up the toliets.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

75. Sneak up to a couple say to one of them: "I thought you loved me!" slap the person and run off.

74. Run through a couple that is holding hands and say "Red Rover Red Rover"

73. Hide in the clothes racks and jump out at people

72. When the PA system comes on curl up in a ball on the ground and say "Noooooo! The pills were supposed to make the voices go away!"