101 Things To Do At Wal-Mart

[Ebil Gig]

81. Throw some wet food on all the empty seats in the food court.

 

[Honey Vibe]

80. Put a singing fish behind the potato chip bags in the snack aisle.

 

[Prognosticator]

79. Walk around during your lunch break, talking to friends & family on your cell phone while pretending to shop...

 

[Honey Vibe]

78. Stand out front with a mini-bible and fake beard. Shout the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand and Wal-Mart is the Anti-Christ.

 

[terry78]

77. Wear a t-shirt saying, "I'm one of the few attractive people that shop here." Seriously, Wal-Mart's customer base is fugly.

 

[X-Chick]

76. Use your phone to take pictures of the hicks and rednecks. (Its quite entertaining)

 

[Victarion]

75. Crack open a tent and camp out in the sporting goods.

76. Ask the greeter where the fetish section is.

 

[The Spider-Man]

74. Buy something.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

73. Apply for a job there and see if anyone would actually do these things.

 

[Victarion]

73. Apply for a job there and see if anyone would actually do these things.

I and others could attest to attempting some of these things. Incidentally, we go kicked out. Go figure.

72. Get a bouquet of roses from the plants, find the portliest lady, and give them to her with a "Will you marry me?"

 

[Immortalfire]

77. Wear a t-shirt saying, "I'm one of the few attractive people that shop here." Seriously, Wal-Mart's customer base is fugly.

Agreed. The different species of humanity at Wal-Mart, is rather alarming.