15 Minutes 15 Minutes: Badger

[Badger]

CashforStash asks:

Do you give the movie JAWS more then 9.9/10?

If not, why not?

No I do not. I will give it a 9.1, for the simple fact that the book was better and you can't turn a oxygen tank into a bomb by shooting it with a rifle.

Still a great movie though.

 

[Badger]

Gilpesh goes for the jugular:

Correct. Now follow up question... why don't you like good movies?

I do, just not the ones you like. Though I probably would like those, just never saw them or don't remember those scenes.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

By the looks of things, probably not.



I'm going to go with Theo.



A beer.


Fajitas



Yeah, it's called Houlihan's.



Yes



I don't hate it, I'd definitely do it again.



Don't know, we all left after getting bored watching the you two pull each others hair and wrestle around. But if I stuck around, I'm guessing you wore him down and won the day.



Shortstack?



Badger - Basically Wolverine, but better.
Bamfer - Well he's able to teleport and he's one Bad Ass Mother F.....
Runt - Can knock men into comas by showing here cleavage. Along with CC, they're the brains of the outfit.
knowsbleed - Can make any object self combust, but the act of doing so gives him a nosebleed.
ComicChick - She can change her form to mimic anything and is the other half of the brain trust.
Immortalfire - Is always set ablaze and can not be hurt. He also plays a wicked good game of mini-golf.
Asteriod-Man - Can shoot projectiles that look like mini asteriods from his nose that leave the victim sore and vommiting.


List:



Loyal
Loving
Family
Wife
Friends
Steady
Lucky
Caring
Stubborn
Old-fashion
Faith
Forgivness
Unconditional
Golf
Beer
Crown
Food
Wisconsin
Farm
Sports



Bamf - Spider Monkey
ComicChick - Swan
Eggy - Chicken
knowsbleed - Panda
'fire - Eagle
Runt - Panther
Erz - Owl
jackrabbit - Bulldog
Drakon - Salamandar
Bella - Preying Mantis




Bamf - Awesome Blossom
ComicChick - Carolina BBQ
Eggy - Chicken
knowsbleed - Rice
'fire - Sweet Tea
Runt - Nachos
Erz - Prosciutto
jackrabbit - MRE
Drakon - Drumstick
Bella - Sushi

I am quite satisfied with your answers.

 

[Gilpesh]

I do, just not the ones you like. Though I probably would like those, just never saw them or don't remember those scenes.

Touche!

 

[Badger]

I am quite satisfied with your answers.

Woot!

 

[Erzengel]

How much do you bench?

 

[Badger]

Erz asks:

How much do you bench?

Not sure, probably around 250 or so. When I was in High School playing football, I was over 300. That was about the last time I maxed at bench.

 

[Immortalfire]

Hey Phil?

Do you...................eat?

Favorite Hype smiley?

Least favorite Hype smiley?

Who do you love?

Do you like my avvy?

If Missouri ever comes here to play Georgia, could we hang?

Who is hawt?

What is your quest in life?

 

[Badger]

'fire asks:

Hey Phil?

Hey what?

Do you...................eat?

Just did, and plan do again.

Favorite Hype smiley?

or

Least favorite Hype smiley?

- By a mile

Who do you love?

My Wife, Family and Friends.

Do you like my avvy?

How could you not like a Riddler avvy? Not possible.

If Missouri ever comes here to play Georgia, could we hang?

But of course. Though would you come to the 'Zuo?

Who is hawt?

My Wife! :heart:

Spoiler

Just in case.

What is your quest in life?

To have a happy and healthy family, that is well provided for.

 

[Gilpesh]

The Mentalist or Psych?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Ah dear Badger, You someone i respect on the boards so please forgive me for all the questions but it wouldent be fair on everyone else.


Favorite Blonde?

How old are you?

Favorite smell?

Ever stopped when it was hammer time?

Do you like Pina Colada?

And getting caught in the rain?

Whats type of condom is your favorite?

Ever ate a raw mushroom?

Favorite chocolate bar?

Some say Chocolate is better than sex do you agree or think they were a bit mad?

Least favorite smell?

Show us a recent picture of yourself?

What were you thinking as you took the picture?

Ghostbusters or Gremlins?

Favorite Ghostbuster?

Who should they cast as Robo-Cop in the remake?

When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?

Ever walked in on someone Having the sex?

If so who was it?

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?

Current celebrity crush?

If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?

Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?

Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?

Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?

Who do you love more than anything?

What word do you use too often?

Dont, dont you want me?

Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?

You rub a lamp a genie apears and gives you 3 wishes (you cannot wish for more wishes) what are your 3 wishes?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

where did you lose it?


Tell me your favorite joke?

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

Favorite film ever?

Most overated film ever?

Favorite film of 1989?


If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

Who would you want to direct it?

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

Who was the last real person you saw naked?

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

When did you last have you some sex?

If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?

If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?

Favorite toy as a child?

Worst gift you ever recieved and who was it from?

Your invisible for a day, what do you do during the day, give me a timetable.

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person of the opposite sex, would you leave them?

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person the same sexas them, would you leave them?

Ever wore a leotard?

If so why?

If not why not?

Who's your daddy?

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

 

[Badger]

Gilpesh continues:

The Mentalist or Psych?

I enjoy both, but Psych please.

 

[Gilpesh]

Gilpesh continues:



I enjoy both, but Psych please.

YAY! Woooo!

 

[Badger]

Cupcake asks:

Ah dear Badger, You someone i respect on the boards so please forgive me for all the questions but it wouldent be fair on everyone else.

Favorite Blonde?

Spoiler

How old are you?

Spoiler

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Favorite smell?

Steaks on a Grill

Ever stopped when it was hammer time?

Nope, not even close.

Do you like Pina Colada?

Hell no

And getting caught in the rain?

Love the rain!

Whats type of condom is your favorite?

Haven't wore one in quite a while, but when I did Trojans I guess.

Ever ate a raw mushroom?

Yep all kinds, even the kind you find under cow ****.

Favorite chocolate bar?

Hershey

Some say Chocolate is better than sex do you agree or think they were a bit mad?

If they think so, they're doing it wrong.

Least favorite smell?

Gasoline

Show us a recent picture of yourself?

n/a - sorry. There's one of me on a mechanical bull in the Photo Album, as close as you're getting.

What were you thinking as you took the picture?

****, I'm out of shape. Though I managed to stay on and win a round of drinks.

Ghostbusters or Gremlins?

Gremlins, favorite movie as a kid. Loved Ghostbusters too.

Favorite Ghostbuster?

Egon

Who should they cast as Robo-Cop in the remake?

Thomas Jane

When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect)?

Friday

Ever walked in on someone Having the sex?

Yes

If so who was it?

Roommates

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?

Yes and No. I knew exactly what the little ****s were doing.

Current celebrity crush?

Michaela Conlin

If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?

Hmmmmm.... a Badger!

Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?

Yes, most definitely.

Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?

Nope

Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?

Yes, squirt guns

Who do you love more than anything?

My Wife and Family

What word do you use too often?

F**K

Dont, dont you want me?

Not, even a little.

Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?

No, I have not.

You rub a lamp a genie apears and gives you 3 wishes (you cannot wish for more wishes) what are your 3 wishes?

A never ending supply of money.
A sub-par golf game
A 300 average for Bowling

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Junior year of High School

where did you lose it?

Friends house after a party.

Tell me your favorite joke?

A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asks, "What's that for?" "
It's for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He replies, "Gotcha!"

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

I'm left handed

Favorite film ever?

Fargo

Most overated film ever?

Scarface, it's good but come on.

Favorite film of 1989?

Batman

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

Zed

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

Jon Favreau

Who would you want to direct it?

Joel Coen

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

My Wife.

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

How the MAN was keeping him down.

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

My Wife

Who was the last real person you saw naked?

Same as above

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

Spider

When did you last have you some sex?

Friday night

If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?

If they were filled with lead, yes.

If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?

Favorite toy as a child?

GI Joes and Transformers

Worst gift you ever recieved and who was it from?

I asked my Mom for Air Jordans when they first came out and I got some sort of Dunlop knock off.

Your invisible for a day, what do you do during the day, give me a timetable.

I'd probably sleep and read, because I know I wouldn't be bothered. Maybe **** with some people. Mixture of those three until it was over.

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person of the opposite sex, would you leave them?

Yes.

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person the same sex as them, would you leave them?

No. This has been discussed.

Ever wore a leotard?

No.

If so why?

n/a

If not why not?

Never had the need.

Who's your daddy?

Richard

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

No.

 

[SuperFerret]

What is best in life?

 

[Bnightwing]

Your wife has Hype!?

 

[Badger]

SuperFerret asks:

What is best in life?

Unconditional Love.

 

[Badger]

bnightwing asks:

Your wife has Hype!?

Maybe.

 

[Bnightwing]

Name your perfect sandwich.

What kind of vehicle do you drive?

Last dream?

 

[Badger]

bnightwing continues:

Name your perfect sandwich.

A Reuben w/ Corned Beef slow cooked in Guinness and light on the sauerkraut.

What kind of vehicle do you drive?

Ford Focus

Last dream?

I was golfing in a storm

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

bnightwing continues:



A Reuben w/ Corned Beef slow cooked in Guinness and light on the sauerkraut.

Oh that sounds so wrong.

 

[Badger]

The Mole questions my taste:

Oh that sounds so wrong.

But it's like heaven on a plate.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

I'm gonna have to take your word for that.

 

[Bnightwing]

"A Reuben w/ Corned Beef slow cooked in Guinness and light on the sauerkraut."

Never had it cooked in Guinness but sounds good cause I will eat ANYTHING!

 

[ComicChick]

If you had a myspace that had every hype member as your friend. who would be on your top 8 and why?