15 Minutes A Special "Back from the Dead" Edition of 15 Minutes: Darthphere

[Darthphere]

Especially.

 

[Gilpesh]

So, is it just me, or is everyone in the original British version of the Office more of a prick than the American version?

 

[Two-Face]

Do you like Batman?

If yes why?


If no why?

 

[Ronny Shade]

well, they are british

 

[Two-Face]

Do you like Batman?

If yes why?


If no why?

 

[Darthphere]

So, is it just me, or is everyone in the original British version of the Office more of a prick than the American version?

Yes, they're also funnier.

Do you like Batman?

If yes why?


If no why?

Yeah I like Batman because I like good things.

 

[Erzengel]

If you were the Multiple Man, what 50 things would you be doing right this second? And what would the original be doing?

 

[Gilpesh]

Yes, they're also funnier.

How dare you!

I did not even question that fact! Gareth > Dwight!

 

[Ronny Shade]

If you could change the career of one famous person who and how?

you never answered this one

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

Not for the faint of heart:

Spoiler

Welcome feint clones.

I would hope you're not condoning alcoholism Badger. Remember, there are impressionable children here.

Is this your way of slying pointing out that someone should've told Iron Kid that alcoholics had the best $eCkS. . .er, I mean uh, push and go/anatomical trajectory?

Geico's gecko is jumped by the drunk budweiser frogs. Who wins? Who dies? and who profits?

Do you feel that the hype needs a virtual manifest destiny clause to postpone or prevent bans?

Are you really in good hands with All-State or are they really just trying to fondle your bank account?

Have you ever thought about murdering someone? Be specific.

If you had the chance to receive several million dollars to eliminate someone, would you do it?

If you could see one NFL team play one college team, which two would you choose?

Spoiler

You see a dj getting concealed ******io while he plays your event: are you offended or do you just tell him to make sure he's doesn't get exposed? . . . well. . . even moreso?

If you had to choose a song for a drive-by you're going to do, which one would it be?

What about Willy Wonka doesn't scream pedophile?

Explain the height, size, and weight of the masseuse you want to walk on your back before the she earns her keep.

Best experience at a professional game? Any sport, doesn't matter?

If your next door neighbor keeps moving body-bags in and out of his house, do you freelance for him or buy a gun and dare him to make the wrong move?

Jeffrey wiggles when he walks. One day, his wiggle wobbles with a wobbly jiggle and he bumps into you. Repeatedly. How do you handle this without turning into Tim Hardaway?

Do you like the Mission Impossible II theme song? If so, create a hype cast for that film using group members.

Jeffrey's back at it again. He sent you some Michael Bolton songs and a promise to wait until the end of time. What's your move playboy?

You win a guest spot on Smallville. Describe your character and how you plan to use your new found embarrassment.

After impressing a producer with you hands on techniques, you get a role in an upcoming blockbuster: which blockbuster film is worth that and how much do you get paid for it?

Your standout moment from Hype Tivo?

If Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Mickey Rourke, Prince, and Paula Abdul all had DNA extracted from them and constructed to make another human being: which celebrity would he/she/it be?

Would you fight Mike Tyson for 3 million bucks now? What about back in '97?

Do you condone ear-biting?

In a fight between Margarot Kidder and Kate Bosworth, who goes home with Superman?

The winner of the question above goes home with Boy Blue and discovers that he's leaving her for Aquaman and the watery deep. Which Superman is involved here?

Iron-man will not save anyone for a couple of weeks because he has a really bad hangnail. War Machine is too busy complaining about why it's so hard to make money off of feminine enterprise. Who dons the suit?

Are you bilingual? If so, how have you used this to your advantage?

A woman you know tells you that harakiri is a major turn-on. She happens to be the woman of your dreams. Do you 'man-up' and cut to cop a feel and much more?

Jessica Rabbit is real. She wants you. Only thing: she's a member of an Al-Queda cell. Do you go for it or do you throw in the towel?

You love stereotypes. You live by them. One day, you use one and a 5 year old kid says: "hey, wait a minute. Stereotypes are wrong!!! People are people." What stereotype do you destroy this child's hopes and dreams with?

Some broad laced your candy cane. You plot revenge. What is it? How does it happen?

You're on the evening news for stumbling to your car, speeding pass a checkpoint while giving the cop a bird, blasting 'Welcome to the Jungle', and you're on a freeway. How does this end?

Your friends give you some rohypnol and tell you that this leads safe driving. How many miles did you travel, and did you remember to change your Michelins to keep having good years?

My name is influence. I'm not a drug, I'm a force. Tell me how I convince you to eat rotten turkey hot-dogs? It cannot be a conventional method.

You spot a funny gut-busting post. Your immediate reply?

Finally, you decide to follow Floyd Landis's advice. What was it?

 

[PWN3R]

Mee?

Ronny Shade?

Love?

Morg?

 

[Ronny Shade]

pwn3r You should make another account "PWN0 S4PI3N"

 

[Untilteld]

How old are you?

We gay?

Do you love me?

Do I love you?

Are you trapped in the closet, are you trapped in the closet? OoOoOoOoh, OoOoOoOoh ..

Do you put your hood up?

Do you believe in a thing called love, or should I just listen to the rhythm of your heart?

80's music, thoughts?

Green Ranger or Voltron, who would win?

Can I be your sunshine, your only sunshine?

Favourite Bob Dylan song?

Thoughts on me?

Left 4 Dead?

There's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call?

Given the opportunity, would you either:

a) Meet Steve Buscemi
b) Meet Chris Tucker
c) Meet Fran

Would you direct a music video for Hilary Duff?

Blue Man Group? Yes or no?

Do you sneeze often?

You're having a party, name three Hype Girls and three Hype Guys you'd invite.

Do you believe in life outside this planet?

Are you more a Bill or a Ted? Both?

Eiffel tower, who'd be there with you?

Seafood fan?

Gold or Silver?

Juggler?

Are you and I destined to do this forever, or will I be in a padded cell forever?

Post your perfect date, ... GO!

When can we expect babies?

Wanna hook up?

Have you or do you own a slinky?

Who is the hottest girl ever? Guy?

Would you ever wear a fedora?

How is your head?

Last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury.

Do you want a foot massage?

 

[PWN3R]

pwn3r You should make another account "PWN0 S4PI3N"

I can dig it, but I'd have to act like a total nub. For example:

"Ohmah gah Heath Ledger wass teh BEST ACTOr liek in the hISTORY of movies and THe Dark KNIGHT IS MY FAVORIET film and can beat Superman ass!!"

Do I have your permission?

 

[Ronny Shade]

I can dig it, but I'd have to act like a total nub. For example:

"Ohmah gah Heath Ledger wass teh BEST ACTOr liek in the hISTORY of movies and THe Dark KNIGHT IS MY FAVORIET film and can beat Superman ass!!"

Do I have your permission?

absolutely.

 

[chaseter]

What do you eat for breakfast everyday to get so sexy?

Have you ever been to a gay club?

At this gay club, did you get hit on?

After you got hit on, did you almost get raped because he thought you might be gay?

After you almost got raped, did you leave or did you let him buy you a drink to apologize for mistaking your sexuality?

Are you buying GoW2?

Are you being stupid and paying 10 extra dollars for a stupid gold plated gun?

McDonalds or Burger King?

Have you ever been outside of your home state?

Have you been to Disney World?

Did you get in a fight with Goofy there because he was being a d*ck?

When are we going to do our podcast?

Boobs or butts?

Have you ever eaten at a Taco Bell and then had massive diarrhea afterwards?

Oddest thing you have eaten at 1 a.m.?

Grossest thing you have done for some quick cash?

Have you ever yelled at a child? What about an old woman? A dog or cat?

 

[PWN3R]

I skyped today for the first time Chase. Where the were you?
And don't give me no, job, life, friends, bullcrap.



Also more questions for you Darth:

Left 4 Dead?

Southland Tales?

Bubb Rubb or Deer Hick Man?

What would you do for a BKV bar?

 

[Ronny Shade]

wtf is this skype thing anyway

 

[PWN3R]

I'm going to let Darth answer this, because
A) He'll make it sound appealing
B) You'll probably laugh
C) He's going to cuss.

 

[Badger]

Landscaping, thoughts?

 

[Gilpesh]

House, how great was it tonight? (aka the road trip episode)

 

[Darthphere]

If you were the Multiple Man, what 50 things would you be doing right this second? And what would the original be doing?

Probably ****ing, ****ing 50 chicks at the same time.

Mee?

Cool

Ronny Shade?

Cooler

Love?

Overrated and boring

Morg?

No comment.

How old are you?

21 questions, and they're all about us.

We gay?

Definitely.

me?

Extremely.

Do I love you?

You better *****.

Are you trapped in the closet, are you trapped in the closet? OoOoOoOoh, OoOoOoOoh ..

Not since I was freed by David the Gnome.

Do you put your hood up?

Only when theres a cold chill.

Do you believe in a thing called love, or should I just listen to the rhythm of your heart?

Yes.

80's music, thoughts?

Greatest music ever.

Green Ranger or Voltron, who would win?

Green Ranger, Dragonzord POWAHHHH!

Can I be your sunshine, your only sunshine?

Eh.

Favourite Bob Dylan song?

Only one, what a ****ing ***** question.

Thoughts on me?

You're acceptable.

Left 4 Dead?

Definitely.

There's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call?

My jock and a baseball bat. I call on you PIKACHU! and Ghostbusters.

Given the opportunity, would you either:

a) Meet Steve Buscemi
b) Meet Chris Tucker
c) Meet Fran

Steve Buscemi, why would I meet Fran?

Would you direct a music video for Hilary Duff?

If it ends in me ****ing, sure.

Blue Man Group? Yes or no?

They straight.

Do you sneeze often?

No.

You're having a party, name three Hype Girls and three Hype Guys you'd invite.

I wouldn't invite any guys. **** that ****.

Do you believe in life outside this planet?

Only a fool wouldn't.

Are you more a Bill or a Ted? Both?

They're both ******ed, only one is more famous for being so.

Eiffel tower, who'd be there with you?

Natalie. :heart:

Seafood fan?

YES! I love seafood.

Gold or Silver?

Silver.

Juggler?

Stab them in the jugular.

Are you and I destined to do this forever, or will I be in a padded cell forever?

Yes.

Post your perfect date, ... GO!

If it ends in me ****ing a hot *****, it's a perfect date.

When can we expect babies?

3 years from today.

Wanna hook up?

Sure.

Have you or do you own a slinky?

Not that I recall.

Who is the hottest girl ever? Guy?

Hottest girl, damn, yo Monica Bellucci probably. Guy, me of course.

Would you ever wear a fedora?

Only if I wanted people to think I'm a *****ebag, I don't need a hat for that.

How is your head?

It's still screwed on.

Last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury.

In Soviet Russia, band-aids wear you!

Do you want a foot massage?

Sure.

What do you eat for breakfast everyday to get so sexy?

Frosted Flakes, they're GREEEEEEEEEEEAT!

Have you ever been to a gay club?

Unfortunately, yes.

At this gay club, did you get hit on?

No.

After you got hit on, did you almost get raped because he thought you might be gay?

No.

After you almost got raped, did you leave or did you let him buy you a drink to apologize for mistaking your sexuality?

No.

Are you buying GoW2?

Hell, **** no.

Are you being stupid and paying 10 extra dollars for a stupid gold plated gun?

******ed. Also, this whole get free **** by pre-ordering at Gamestop **** is ******ed.

McDonalds or Burger King?

The KING!

Have you ever been outside of your home state?

Yes.

Have you been to Disney World?

Yes.

Did you get in a fight with Goofy there because he was being a d*ck?

No. Goofy is a G.

When are we going to do our podcast?

Thursday Night 8-10 PM EST.

Boobs or butts?

Both?

Have you ever eaten at a Taco Bell and then had massive diarrhea afterwards?

Always.

Oddest thing you have eaten at 1 a.m.?

Nothing.

Grossest thing you have done for some quick cash?

Nothing.

Have you ever yelled at a child? What about an old woman? A dog or cat?

Yes on all of them.

I skyped today for the first time Chase. Where the were you?
And don't give me no, job, life, friends, bullcrap.



Also more questions for you Darth:

Chase is a traitorous ****e.

Left 4 Dead?

Yes.

Southland Tales?

Greatest movie ever made.

Bubb Rubb or Deer Hick Man?

Toughie, Bubb Rubbhas the whistle tips that go WHOOOO! But Deer Man is at the mother****ing stop and go. Deer man.

What would you do for a BKV bar?

EVERYTHING!

wtf is this skype thing anyway

Homie, you ****ing talk to people online!

Landscaping, thoughts?

Great job.

House, how great was it tonight? (aka the road trip episode)

Didn't catch it, but it was awesome.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

What would you do if something...ever happened to Natalie Portman???

Did you like her in the Star Wars films?

Ever played the force unleashed?

Who's your fave sith?

Fave bounty hunter?

Fave Jedi?

Fave droid?

Fave scoundral?

Do you like Iron Man?

Did you like the movie?

Do you like Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark?

If you liked IM, what is your fave scene, character moment?

Do you like Gwyneth Paltrow? You know I do

 

[Gilpesh]

Psych: how awesome?

 

[Darthphere]

What would you do if something...ever happened to Natalie Portman???

Kill myself probably.

Did you like her in the Star Wars films?

No, she was pretty bad, but she looked good.

Ever played the force unleashed?

Only the demo, didn't like it.

Who's your fave sith?

Darth Maul needed more screen time.

Fave bounty hunter?

Boba Fett.

Fave Jedi?

Obi-Wan.

Fave droid?

R2-D2.

Fave scoundral?

Lando.

Do you like Iron Man?

Sure.

Did you like the movie?

Yeah.

Do you like Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark?

Indeed.

If you liked IM, what is your fave scene, character moment?

*******.

Do you like Gwyneth Paltrow? You know I do

Yeah, she was pretty hot as Pepper.

Psych: how awesome?

Never watched it, but have always wanted to.