For whatever the reason, two unauthorized movies are made about your life. The first is an independently released documentary, primarily comprised of interviews with people who know you and bootleg footage from your actual life. Critics are describing the documentary as brutally honest and relentlessly fair. Meanwhile, Fox has produced a big-budget biopic of your life, casting major Hollywood stars as you and all your acquaintances; though the movie is based on actual events, screenwriters have taken some liberties with the facts. Its getting a 70% in Rotten Tomatoes.
Which film would you be most interested in seeing?
The Fox thing. I know what people think of me. I wanna see me, played by Will Smith, fighting alien robo-zombies on the moon.
Would SHH play a part in either movie?
Maybe? The documentary most likely. I don't come here much though, so...
Who would you want them to interview in the documentary?
Don't care, anyone who knows me.
If Michael Moore directed the documentary, would you be interested in watching it?
Heh, sure.
In the big budget movie, what part of your life, would you hope they take some liberties with the facts?
I dunno, no parts. Never really had a phase I regret.
If the actor playing you in the big budget movie was nude in several scenes, would you still watch it?
If he's hawt. 
